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I've cheated on my spouse three times in our relationship. Now he wants to punish me by having a threesome with one of my friends. Is that fair?

Fair? FAIR?!

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Ahem. Sorry. It's just that ---

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Can't. Stop. Laughing. Forgive me.

Ok..ok... (wiping my eyes)...um, yeah. Fair. You cheated three times. Not once. Not twice. Three times. And now you want to know what's fair? Him kicking you to the curb would be fair, don't you think? I would've. Sure, we all screw up, and I might've spotted you the first indiscretion, but after the second you'd be picking up your shit off the front lawn. Yeah, I'm being harsh, but damn. Three times? That's serial cheater territory.

Face it, honey, you blew it (in more ways than one). I think you're lucky to still be in a relationship at all. As for fair, what does that even mean? What in life is fair? My daughter talks about things being unfair sometimes, and I just giggle and say, "Get used to it, kid." But then, she's 8 and doesn't know any better.

Part of my disdain is due to the fact that you don't seem terribly contrite about what you did, but instead are questioning whether or not your boyfriend (i.e. the world's most forgiving man) is trying to get even. On the other hand, I don't know you and shouldn't presume you aren't sorry for what you did. Maybe you are. If so, it's not really coming across.

To answer your question, what's fair or not is moot, because I don't think he's trying to punish you. I think he's trying to take advantage of the fact that you "owe him one" to get something he's always wanted but never dared suggest. And I'd almost say do it, except that you guys clearly have issues to deal with, and threesomes can be emotionally tricky, so it's really the last thing you need right now.

My advice to you is to stop worrying about what's fair, put the threesome question on hold until later, and start working on patching up your wounded relationship.

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Love the tag "are you high?" LMAO

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Yes, a threesome is just what the lovebirds need to get things on the right track. But to really be *fair*, the wife should not be a part of it and it should be three women and the husband. Just my thought. Best of luck!

Laje Kahr

To quote the Talman:
"'Jetah, that is not fair'
'Now you answer from stupidity.'"

Cat

Only if the threesome doesn't include her.

Damn, girl. Damn.

Daisy

Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi! I think the only kind of "threesome" this couple ought to be involved in is the two of them making an appointment to see a marriage counselor together for some lengthy counseling sessions.

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At the same time, while she did cheat on him 3 times, I'm assuming that both she and the other guy(s) were willing partners. It doesn't sound like she is so willing to be involved in this threesome. Using her cheating as a way to blackmail her into having a threesome seems wrong as well. Now, if he wanted to sleep with someone else then I would say that's fair; having her be involved in the actual sex part when she doesn't want to be seems, at best, manipulative to me. Also she might just be unwilling to drag one of her friends into this mess or she might be uncomfortable doing this with her friend, and I don't think anyone should feel pressured to do something sexual that they're uncomfortable with. Although I do agree that they both need to resolve their issues before anything else.

Cary McNeal

For him to cheat in return seems fair, but it won't solve anything. I suspect it would only exacerbate the problem. Two wrongs don't make a right.

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I actually know someone who was in this exact situation. Somehow having a threesome/encouraging the hubby to have several affairs made everything better, in this person's mind.

I don't get it, either. If my hubby cheated on me, it's the last he'd ever see of his balls and his kids, I promise you that.

Melissa

Okay I have to... Um, I cheated more than once. So just FYI, we all have our stories and our paths and our lessons to learn. Don't judge unless you've been in someone else's shoes. People can change if they really want to.

Though I have to say, no, she did not sound remorseful. And that's what's worrisome about her letter. Care to prove us wrong, question asker?

Cary McNeal

"People can change if they really want to."

I agree.

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LOL! I concur with Cary. "Is it fair". lol! And for all those others that have cheated on their other half... once, twice, a hundred times, it doesn't matter. You disrespected, humiliated, and hurt that person. There is no excuse. NO not everyone makes that mistake. It's called being self conscious of what you do, and having a conscience. I've had my opportunities to cheat, I've also had every reason to, but not once have I ever done so. It's a personal choice, in which I factor in self discipline, respect for the other person, respect for myself, and integrity.

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I concur!

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"Are you high?" Hahahahahhahaa brilliant

Lefty

In this exact situation (and no other) a threesome is THE only remedy. This will solve all of their marital problems in their entirety. I read it somewhere, I swear. They'll all wake up the next morning, the third party will leave forever (with no further awkward glances, etc.), the husband and wife will gaze into one another's eyes and see that what they wanted was right before them the whole time and neither party will stray again. They must act fast, though and send pictures to the following address: www.

What?!!

Be right there, hon!

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"Fair" not be the right word. But "helpful" might be. He is feeling insecure and wants to prove his manhood by having the threesome.

If you love him you should give it a try. You two might find if fun, or at least it might allow him to think he got his revenge and now the two of you can continue your marriage -- if that's what you want to do.

Why you cheated is the key issue -- do you not love him any more or were you just seeking sexual satisfaction he was not providing you? If you still love him the threesome might help start solving the problem. If you don't love him you should just say so and leave.

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1) Sex can't be used as "punishment." That's sick.
2) Seriously, "FAIR?"

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Cheating is never good I had the three times and now that girl is stuck living with her mentally ill mother and her debt-ridde boyfriend while I had the most emotionally, mentally, and sexually fulfilling relationship of my life (Four-to-five times-a-week) but I am serious about the first two as well sex can't sustain two years and some change

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That's surely handy thing! But i have few things to ask. Can u give me contact info?

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