Yes, this very well can be the reason, but I can't say for certain as I wasn't there. How long was the audible on this fart? Was it a short, cute toot? Or a super saucy trombone slide? How bad did it stink? Fleeting odor? Or noxious, dry-heave inducing power bomb? These are important factors. Did you inadvertently smile in your sleep after you passed gas? Did you accidentally whisper something to the guy, like, "Oh dear, Momma made a butt-burp" or "BAM, can I get an amen?"
All this missing data makes things complicated. But, luckily I can offer you a simple mathematical equation that will enable you alone to answer this for yourself.
Step One: Place a numeric value (1-10) on this guy's overall interest in you. Be honest with yourself, up until you beefed, how did he feel about you emotionally, physically, and vibe-wise?
Step Two: Place a numeric value (1-10) on how gross and weird your fart was. Keep in mind what your butt has been capable of in the past, what you ate that night, how many blankets were there to muffle the sound, window ventilation etc.
Step Three: Subtract "Fart" number" FROM "Interest level" number.
Conclusion: IF your final number is still above 0, he hasn't called because he's just not that in to you. IF your final number yields a negative number then yes, your fart destroyed this budding flower of a relationship.
Next time, may I suggest packing a Gas-X® along with your toothbrush.
"Super saucy trombone slide" made me LMAO. Very funny indeed.
HAHA Best answer ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
Why thank you Elle, I hope I didn't peak with this poop response.
Haha, this is funny. Knowing how bad I can be sometimes, I thank God this didn't happen to me earlier in my relationship (although I do seem to remember being drunk and either burping or farting the same night I met my current boyfriend).
Hahahaha!! You are hillarious!! I can't stop laughing
Can I get an Amen!
Wow, that's a frickin' hilarious answer.
Sadly, this happened to me the other weekend... :( but three times! I'm just going to say, people cannot always be held liable for what happens in their sleep, i.e. tooting. Better to do it in your sleep than while awake.
And worse, still, these were the super loud kinds (which I usually never have). The guy I was with didn't call me back. But I'm over it. I figure he was pretty in to me because he kept trying to have sex. And though I was sleeping-gasing, he was still trying to get with me every 30 min of so. Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep that night between the two.
Don't really care that he didn't call back, cuz to be honest, I wasn't that into to him either. I'm pretty sure he's a man-whore, and I'm not trying to get an STD. My subconscious poots kinda came in handy. LOL
AHAHA SUBCONCIOUS POOTS!!
Ripped from the pages of a SATC script. Great answer though!
ok, got to agree this is the best answer I've ever read on here... reading them out loud to my fiancee tonight and I had to stop several times to try and breathe through the laughs! now, my fiancee says he likes to think of farts as mating calls and it just so happens that we "Answered" each other! It's nice to have found someone who takes me for all that I am, even if sometimes I am the woman who wakes herself up in the middle of the night with something that could be considered a small nuclear explosion...