I am not a licensed clinician so I can't diagnose your friend as "crazy." However, I am licensed to use the internet and share with my fellow readers what a Stromboli is. We can then weigh in on its craziness together, though I'm hesitant calling anyone straight-up crazy just on the merits of what they sexually eat, suck, ride, insert or nibble on.
A Stromboli is defined, or rather, performed, in three parts:
Step (1) dude pulls his wang between his own butt cheeks -- perhaps getting his wang head actually in his anus (if he is so physically gifted),
Step (2) sitting down and
Step (3) rocking back and forth. It's basically high end masturbation/anal play with a salute to Italian fare.
I'm not sure it's so crazy. In fact, I feel more crazy-stupid for not having come up with it myself. As long as we inhabit the human form, whats so cuckoo about rocking a Stromboli, or a lady pleasuring herself with a microwaved cucumber or a couple trading rounds of ketchup-soaked toe sucking.
Surely God, or the universe, didn't create our bodies to shame us, and surely God, or the universe, didn't create "a type of turnover filled with various cheeses, typically mozzarella, Italian meats such as salami, capicola and bresaola or vegetables" for us not to re-purpose the name of said food for a masturbatory act.
Right?
Is that even an especially gay practice? I mean, it's your own rear and all, anal play is not in and of itself "gay"... I'm not condemning or condoning the practice, it seems like there might be discomfort involved in that angle but I can't see anything wrong with it either. Just wondering what makes it specifically gay
Ps I wasn't making any comment on homosexuality. It just sounded like something straight men would do too. I was just wondering if it was presented to her as a gay practice or if she just assumed it was because the man she heard it from was gay.
These questions where people are constantly asking if some thought, behavior or action is "gay" amazes me. Sadly not it a good way. I am guessing these thoughts are stemming from the programming of the religions that have deemed it a sin. These same religions over the years have engaged in war, torture, molestations, oppression, theft, power mongering and other "not good" outcomes for human kind. This is just a guess based on historical reading of where the condemnation for being gay primarily comes from.
What is wrong with being gay? Two men (or women) choosing to hang out and rub body parts together: I just don't get what is wrong with that. Or self pleasuring for that matter. If two consenting adults choose to spend time together and explore various pleasures be it once for curiousity or make it part of their continuos experience who cares? Why does someone need to be categorized and crammed into a box. As long as we are not harming each other in how we choose to live our lives what is the problem?
As far as the position goes, it seems like it would be rather uncomfortable with the bending and angle.
Damn! Wow! The one accusing all others of hate shows the most hate herself! The question wasn't even a religious question, wasn't even a "is he gay?" question. But you sure seized the opportunity to show your moral superiority over the rest of us!
Stalin himself would have loved to have you working for him. He took care of those evil "religious" by killing them all off.
Children, children, let's all remember Godwin's Law and consider chilling the hell out, mkay?
Godwin's Law is about Hitler.
Boy I hit a nerve. My comment was to make people think. There is so much taboo around the gay stuff this is just one but a lot of questions on this site about what defines gay.
Why is being gay then such an issue? I am curious.
I don't think Anna was being hateful. She was referring to a common belief that intolerance to homosexuality is rooted in religion, and she was pointing out their hypocrisy when many evil deeds have been committed in the name of religion.
I am amazed (and not in a good way either) that a simple question about a weird sexual practice someone told her was especially esteemed by the homosexual community (true or not) by someone who may or may not be homosexual themselves suddenly becomes a bigoted excuse to take a stab at religion or be the defender of people's life choices. I don't think she was taking a stab at homosexuality. I think the was asking about some weird thing she heard. Get off your high horse.
Can't we all just get along?
Funny..... this question doesn't make me want to debate "gay sex"....it actually makes me want some yummy pepperoni stromboli with marinara dipping sauce?
Haven't had it? You MUST try it. It's like a rolled up crispy pizza.
Boy did I strike a chord. My point was to make people think. Where does the "concern" or constant questioning of what is gay or not come from? This is but one question of many that has been posted on this site about if a certain behavior is gay or not. The asker asked if it was gay sexual practice. Why does masterbation of some sort have to be gay? Why if males pleasure themselves through anal stimulation equate to gay? Why are people so freaked out about being labeled gay?
If you look up factually without judgement historically what churches have done over the years you will see the atrocities. This is nothing new it is well established. Just because I mention it does not mean that I hate. I am curious what is the big fascination (condemnation) of sticking certain behaviors in a box of what is gay and what is not. Then we go to the next step, does not labeling gay typically mean "not good" and not gay acceptable.
It is time for people to become more compassionate caring and tolerate of each other and in order to do so we need to examine where these archaic beliefs came from.
That you saw hate in my message......maybe look in the mirror of what you are defending so whole heartedly...especially when nothing specific has been stated only general facts that can easily be found in historical books. Chill pill people.... use your mind and think!
K I hope this doesnt post 3 times but it won't post. Sorry if it does.
So my BF wants to know 1) what do you do with your nuts? 2) how do you get or maintain an erection bent around like that?
That's pretty much what I was wondering, but I'm not the penis carrying partner.
FYI all I dont think the OP was asking IF IT WAS a gay practice just IF IT EXISTED and she had been told it was a gay practice so maybe the person who told her about it is gay or maybe he thought it was a gay practice because he heard about it from someone who is gay. It is not right to assume she has a problem with gay people just because she wanted to know if something existed. The fact that you read hate in her question should tell you something about yourself.
As for the practice that is pretty crazy...wouldn't that hurt?