Dad? Stop bragging, I'm trying to work here.
Oh, not Dad. OK.
You have discovered the down side of your trouser snake being an anaconda. While guys look on you with envy, gals react with sheer terror.
It is usually called the Holmes dilemma, after the late and much lamented John Holmes, who was reportedly so big he could never get a full erection, and avoided underpants since he snapped the waist elastic 4 or 5 times a month.
Dude - sticking with women for the moment, you know that orifice you are using? Babies come out of there. You ain't that wide. No freaking way.
Try a little technique I like to call patience, foreplay and a tube of lube. Even you, with your woefully substandard package, will eventually manage sexy time.
There are always huge problems that go with being a big dick. Take it slow and careful or resign yourself to being a virgin. Or go into the porn biz.
I read this and thought "Wind up." Then I thought, "Sod it, let's have some fun."
Hahaha he claims to be a virgin yet talks about sexual experiences with his big dick. Which one is it dude, you're a virgin or your dick hurts women lol?
I dunno maybe he believes himself a virgin because maybe he has never climaxed in a partner? I dunno, I'm just a girl and its pretty obvious at what point we "loose it"
To be fair it could be that he's tried and his partners stopped him before he was fully inserted. It's a slightly looser interpretation of the word virgin, but if he barely penetrated, or they stopped him as he was trying to penetrate and even that hurt, then that might be why he's still claiming virgin. I consider that a sort of virgin grey area, but if that's the case, I would understand why he still considers himself one.
Fair enough, but I don't know a male in the world who WOULDN'T consider that losing virginity, most most most especially any man who goes bragging about how big his dick is. The atrocious grammar suggest an adolescent wrote this question. Adolescent males particularly would insist this counts in losing virginity since his dick touched a vagina, regardless if he came or not. I can see a woman not counting this, or a mature adult male even (though not likely), but never a teen male, considering the status in not being a virgin and the stigma being one among male peers.
What a jerky comment. He has a concern and you are laughing at semantics.
The, lack of, semantics suggests this is a spam question. I cannot take this on seriously. Hell, wouldn't be surprised if a woman asked this thinking she was being funny.
I've dated someone with a large penis and the pain did scare the hell out of me every time we had sex. MM is right, have a lot of patience and use lots and lots of lube and take it VERY SLOWLY especially if you are much longer and you could be bumping up against the woman's bladder or cervix which can sometimes cause a lot of pain as well.
Try older women.., they have more experience in dealing with various shapes & sizes.
What does age have to do with the size of a vagina? Vaginas vary in size as much as penises do. Having had a child might impact that, but that is just what I have heard from some men.
I think the key word in that sentence is experience…
MM is right, it just takes a lot of patience. In other words, lots & lots of foreplay & possibly lots of lube. And go SLOW! Sometimes an adjustment period is needed...let your partner get used to your size before you really get going. If your partner is willing, it will eventually work ok. Got it?
True story - My ex was HUGE...he literally scared me. When I first got a gander at what he was working with I thought, "Oh no! That's not gonna ever fit." I was inexperienced and he was, so he knew what to do. Needless to say, we made it work. It took a while to get everything in it's proper location and he had to go super slow initially, but we did it. Yay, us!
So there is much hope for you! So be brave, indulge in lots of foreplay, use lube & go slow. Who knows, you just might get really good at it. :-)
This question sounds like something that happened in an episode of "Sex and the City."
I agree, paitence is the keyword here.
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