I'm not going to speak for all men right now. I will only speak for myself, a man who has made his living writing, editing, and producing content for men. I've edited men's magazines, written for men's sites, and hosted radio programs aimed specifically at men. But this is my opinion and my opinion only. Thankfully, my opinion is the most important opinion in the history of human civilization.

I f*cking love women with long, noble, graceful noses. My girlfriend has a slightly Romanesque nose, and she is one hot slice of sex cake. I don't usually fetishize body parts -- I've always been creeped out by men who look at women the way a butcher looks at meat. It's the sum, not the parts. But I do find that I am attracted to chicks who have sly smiles, laser-beam eyes, and big, beautiful noses.

Let me put it this way. Jennifer Grey? I watched her on that show "Dance For Me Celebrity Monkey" and I have to admit, for a woman who is fifty years old, she has a totally ripped body. She's gorgeous. But Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing? I mean, c'mon. I would die to make out with that Jennifer Grey. It just fit her teardrop face so well. Accentuated that glowing smile so wonderfully. Hot damn, I say, hot damn.

So take it from a stranger -- albeit, a stranger who is a former flesh merchant and predictor of male tastes - that without even seeing you, I will say that your friends are right.

You're beautiful.