In my experience, muscular dudes are just like any other form of human...up to a point. That point is almost perfectly represented by my buddy Soren, who looks like this:
That's right about the maximum state of manliness I think you can get to without getting so devoted to muscle-building that you enter "lifestyle" territory. Soren looks like that because he's a very active guy with great genetics who works out. He's also a fabulous man and I hate him forever, but that's beside the point.
You, however, felt the need to say "really muscular," which in my mind means more someone like this:
In which case, you've basically got four choices, because there are only four iterations of the incredibly muscular man ever discovered, and these be they.
The Achiever: "I've been shocking my core and throwing in some circuit training; really hoping to crack this plateau and get up to 450 on the bench."
The Diva: "My chains match my abs, as you can see through my open dress shirt. You may oil me now."
The Obsessive: "I have crippling self-image issues, and therefore must wear the tiniest piece of stretchy clothing possible and rub against beefy brown dudes onstage to prove how badass I am."
The Mad Dog: "I WILL FIGHT ANYONE IN HERE AT LITERALLY ANY TIME."
Sure, there are decent guys who also happen to be really huge, but they tend to be old dad-types who are in a motorcycle club and tell stories about what huge pricks they were in their 30's.
In the opinion of this nerdy fat kid, to get that huge, you need something going for you: either an overabundance of testosterone, a mental fixation, or chemical enhancement. And none of those are ingredients for a stable relationship.
My advice is to lower your bulk standards a bit or wait a few years.
Besides do you really want to date "the grunter"? You know, those guys at the gym who spend 99% of there time getting 'pumped', sipping their protein, and checking out their 'swell' before gearing up and grunting like they are giving birth to the very dumbbell they are lifting (for only a few reps of course, that sh*t is heavy, arggggg)? The facial expressions, I would like to add, are, if you can get over the general train wreck of the situation, a fantastic form of amusement if you find yourself on nearby treadmill staring off into middle distance. The icing on this steaming cake of macho is of course the mesh shirt/glove combo. Please go hang out at the weight section of a gym at your earliest convenience - I am sure you will change your mind very quickly....
I think you are entitled to hate someone who detonated your head, but maybe that's just me.
I don't think I would want to compete with a guy for his own attention...
But then I go for pale, nerdy guys with really buff minds! Hot!
Body builders also have tiny wangs.
It's totally a fact. Look it up.
Hi , I just thought I should say something on here . I wouldnt normally bother. Ill start by saying Im 450lbs + , Im solid muscle (I have 70 inch chest and 27 inch biceps) and Im up there with some of the strongest guys around. I am going for UKs Strongest Man this year. Ive been interested in strength and bodybuilding since I was very young and actually started serious weight training when I was around 14/15. Im 43 now. I can bench over 900lbs , same for squats / leg presses, and I curl with 300lb dumbells.(thats for one hand). Why am I telling You all that???? BECAUSE IM A NICE GUY. I know its easy for me to say that , but I am . Im nothing like any of the guys You describe above. Thats ridiculous and not fair. Sure , there are guys like that around , but not all big guys are like that. I am a real big softy at heart . I love animals (especially cats) - and I am a real romantic. I can cry my eyes out at Titanic and I especially love romantic Korean movies. I have a ladyfriend who I love very much , Shes not from UK , Shes from Tokyo . Shes only tiny compared to me , but She loves big strong guys!. MY POINT , Is that I AM NOT one of these macho jerks you are talking about. I also have a lot going on in my life other than just being at the gym and sipping protein as you put it. Sure , strength and weight training and being big is part of who I am and what I love and what I do , but it doesnt mean Im not a caring sensitive , and romantic nice-guy too!! I have other hobbies and interests too . I make neon tubes / repair neon signs . I also collect flashlights (so you could say Im as much of a geek / nerd as you are!) and Im into Anime and Sci-fi! Youre more than welcome to e-mail me by the way. ALSO , I should say , I am vegetarian too AND One thing I have to say (in self defense - THIS IS NOT A BOAST) - I dont have a "tiny wang" as You put it. Quite the opposite. Theres a guy in the US who is supposed to have the biggest one in the world - hes supposed to be in the guiness book of records. Well , mine is a good bit bigger than his!!! SERIOUSLY! (at least its bigger than the figures published as to how big his is). I am actually big all over (I am 6 5") , so Im all in proprtion. ANYWAY - there may not be that many of us around - but there ARE some nice guys out there who are also very big and muscular and who dont fall into your four categories!!! xxx - and who have got big wangs x lol x (your expression not mine!!) Regards xxx Jeremy xx