For those of you who are uninitiated, the proverbial Soggy Biscuit refers to a pastime, where a group of dudes stand around in a circle, masturbate and subsequently deposit their ejaculate on one single, unlucky cookie. The last to reach orgasm, is then meant to eat said cookie.
Don't worry if you haven't heard of Soggy Biscuit. It just means you were getting tutored in remedial math during recess your entire childhood or you have other names for this game: The Biscuit Game, Sticky Biscuit ,Cookies and Cream, Limp Biscuit Ookie Cookie.
Now, to answer your question: do guys do things like that? ...Hold on let me finish eating this custard éclair. Ok, yes, guys do things "like" this. Adolescent boys might compare penisi, they might even compare semen or even group masturbate in their bunk beds at summer camp. But it really is a few and far group of guys that have the organizational skills and uninhibited homo-erotic adventurism that would allow for a real game like Soggy Biscuit to take place. Maybe once, at a fraternity hazing at UT in 1986, maybe at a boys private school in Manchester UK after a Sex Pistols show.
It's an exaggerated and wacky urban myth that plays upon truths: Guys hang out, yes. And form circles yes. And, yes, are competitive. And masturbate. And eat cookies? Yes, yes, But all together? No, not really.
It's like the girl who comes home to her surprise party, but before she is surprised, she surprises her hidden guests by charging straight to the cupboard, spreading peanut butter on her privates and calling her dog over to come and lick it off. Do girls actually do things like this? Eh, few and far.
Now, I need a jelly donut.
This game does exist, I've heard it from a guy myself.
This was always one of those things that really hoped was a gender Urban Legend. Like how sleep over pillow fights turn into Lesbian sex. :(
As a 34 year old male I can honestly say that this is the first I've ever heard of this "game". Hell, I've never even heard of anything similar. Maybe my friends and I are the straightest guys on the face of the planet but not one of us has ever whipped out his unit and started flogging the bishop.
Never once during a sleepover did we even have pillow fights, let alone lesbian sex. We blathered, usually about boys. But never about dudes playing soggy biscuit.
Ha ha well written. As a guy who spent 12 years at a top boy school, I, as well as all my mates, were all very aware of "soggy marie" (as we refered to it), but can safely vouch that none of us ever did it nor did we ever come across it ( excuse the pun)! Maybe they did it at Bishops though...?! Good article!
It's one of those things someone made up a funny name for but few, if any, have ever done, like a Blumpkin or Dirty Sanchez or Hot Carl.
I know some hockey guys who do this.
I KNOW A GUY WHO HAD TO EAT THE SOGGY BISCUIT!!!
Then you know a liar.
Calling B.S. on this one. No straight dude will ever do this.
Actually had a straight friend of mine admit that he played the game when he was younger. He is very confident and secure in his own sexuality. I would never consider him gay (or even curious). If anything, because we were close friends he felt he could confide in me with this information.
Nothing sexual ever happened between us and I would never want it to happen. However, I had huge respect for him from that point on.
This did happen at the school i went to in the 90's. I know the guy who had to eat the cookie... I have kinda always wanted to play.
This did happen at the school i went to in the 90's. I know the guy who had to eat the cookie... I have kinda always wanted to play.
Sounds delish.
Im hetero though
I would sometimes lick my own sperm.