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I popped a blood vessel in my eye from giving a guy a blow job. Now it's all bloody and looks like I've been punched in the face. Crazy, strange, but true. I have a date with him tonight. What do I do? When we go on the date do I explain why my eye is bloody or would that just freak him out?

I'm going to go ahead and believe your story. Why? Because I'd like to. But I must say, I do have a nagging feeling that there might not be a direct correlation between your suck-fest and popped blood vessel. Are we to assume that you exerted so much force, so much cranial and optic pressure in this sex act, that your eye gave way? Ok, fine, maybe it did. Sometimes blood vessels weaken and can pop, and maybe the commotion of oral sex was the last straw to your already compromised eyeball.

Anyway, your question is, what to do and if it's appropriate to share the origins of your wound. Based on the fact that I'm not totally confident the blow caused this blow and more importantly; because you call this fella, just "a guy," I'm going to say pass on the details. If this guy turns out to be nothing but a guy - a man you hooked up with that soon fades in your life's rear view mirror then what's the point of him knowing all this? As a dude, I can tell you there is a decent chance he would use the story as some sort of cock-warrior tale in which he regales friends and lovers with the time his awesome manhood resulted in giving a chick a popped blood vessel.


Don't get me wrong, in general I'm all for honesty and sharing, I just don't think at this juncture it's wise to share. If down the line, he becomes your actual buddy/boyfriend, sure spill the beans. For now? Tell him it was the result of a mighty coughing fit, or a monster sneeze - not the doing of his little creature.

And by the way, feel free to comment and fill me (*us) in on how you reckon the oral sex caused this optic mess....

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Burst blood vessels in the eye can and do happen while straining one's self, though thankfully it is not a frequent occurrence.

Sneezing, coughing, vomiting, etc. cause strain and could cause a burst vessel in the eye. It is common to gag while giving head and gagging causes strain much like vomiting.

I think if you to are intimate enough to be giving head, you are also close enough to share your story. Or at least you should be.

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I think he needs to reciprocate in kind. Have him visit down south so intensely that he gets a facial deformity. It's only fair.
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Oooh!! I hope that never happens to my wife! I look so like the creeper type, if she were seen in public with me with a black eye or a bruise, some one's just gonna call the police on me!

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that is hilarious.

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What kind of idiot would even consider sharing this with the "guy" she's seeing? That's just silly. Just tell him you were really constipated the last time you took a poo. It's way less embarrassing than saying something as stupid as getting a popped blood vessel from a bj.

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