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I sent my long distance BF a pic of my vag before we started dating, the pic was old. Been together for 2yrs. I want to send him nudes but I look different and I'll get embarrassed tellin him that even my vag has changed in appearance. Like it got fat. Should I just send him a picture and expect a negative response?

My dear Old Vagina Lady. I will admit that the vagina, like the ears or forehead, are a part of the body and as such subject to the laws of time and gravity and aging, but a couple of years? Your vagina is not a time-lapse photography project. It's not like a plant with a shelf life of couple of weeks or months.

Sure over decades the vag may shift a bit. An outer labia sag here, an inner labia droop there, surely a tuft of robust black hair giving way to a Steve Martin and eventual Clint Eastwood, but worry not. Your puss is just as lovely as it was a few years ago. I mean am I missing something? Are you feeding it fudge every night? Does it wear bifocals now? Does it require a hearing aid and a walker to get around? ? Does it drool and have little patience? Vaginas are built like Fords: tough and durable. Meant to last over the long haul. Nut sacks on the other hand... not so sure.

In any case, snap away at your privates. I would also make sure your camera is decent and the lighting is nice. It is unbelievable how much more vibrant and healthy a face or genital can look using just the right setting.

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lmfao! I don't know you, but I think I love you Funny Guy :)

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People. Stop taking pictures of the Bat Cave and sending them to friends/lovers/columnists who you THINK care. They/We dont want to see that.
Now, pictures of your fresh pedicure, pulled pork sandwich, Santa Monica Pier, thats OK.

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How on earth did you take a picture of your VAGINA?? It is INSIDE you . . . do you actually own some kind of microscopic camera that you can insert into yourself??

Learn correct terminology, people! You almost certainly did NOT take a picture of your vagina; perhaps it was your labia? Your clitoris? There is really no excuse for not knowing these terms--I'm sure Wikipedia has all the info on there.

And if it WAS your vagina . . . it got fat??? Go to the doctor immediately.

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