Congrats! It's impressive enough that you lived this long. And then to score a girlfriend who is 77 years your junior? What's your secret, man? Wait, don't tell me. Just thinking about your rubbery skin against hers makes me throw up a little.
Just think -- when she was born, you were way past retirement age. What do you talk about? World War II? What it was like to see color TV and "talkies" for the first time? Bread lines? The Charleston? How you lived through what Ken Burns depicted in his Prohibition documentary? Matlock reruns?
But, hey, you can't argue with love. Maybe our natural instinct to be grossed out by the idea of an elderly man dating someone who just entered legal adulthood is wrong. Maybe love comes in all forms, maybe...
Nope. Still gross. Good luck! And leave her something nice in your will.
It this is real, he lives in a nursing home & she works there. The rest is in his dreams…
Nick- Best answer of the week...ha!
And to the asker, you have "huge brass ones" for wasting precious question time and space, and even thinking he would respond. Congrats.
Haha this is clearly a fake. Regrettably though, precious space was used in giving a response.
I think this guy should get an award.
I met a 70 year old guy with a ligit 26 year old gf. makes me feel a little sick to my tummy, never date anyone old enough to be your father, let alone your grandfather!
I'm dating a guy 10 years older and people tell me he's too old for me (21 and 31). these are a great example as to why he's not!
hmmm I wonder what she sees in him...
Haha this is clearly a fake. Regrettably though, precious space was used in giving a response. Cool post