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If a guy gave you his number, how often should you call him?

I'm not going to give you a set number of times per week or anything, because every guy will be different. What I have for you is a GUYCALL ALGORITHM, which can be used to determine when, where, how, and why (but mostly when) to call a dude.

Essentially, it's tennis rules: you can't lose as long as the difference in your scores is no greater than 1. So if you've called him and he hasn't called you back, you've just got to wait. But you never need to wait to return a call, by the same logic.

Naturally, some exceptions can be made. A text or Facebook message doesn't equal a full call, but enough of them can be even creepier. And there's no limit to the number of times you can attempt to make contact telepathically.

I'd also allow a double call--calling when you've already called most recently--if some amazing event had transpired or new information developed (ie, a secret pizza party is imminent) in the interim. But don't abuse the privilege.

Of course, none of this applies a month or two in...just during those delicate initial stages when you're trying not to crush him with your immense love or freeze and wither him with your icy indifference.

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Haha, I'm glad there is no limit on trying to contact him telepathically, because I do it multiple times throughout most days. I figure if I direct enough energy out there, he'll pick up on something... right??

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What a lovely day for a 2419156! SCK was here

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What a lovely day for a 3814926! SCK was here

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I Am The One Who Could Now Care Less, About The Dumb Doofus Of A Guy, Who I Hooked Up With, Here In Lawrence Kansas, Where I Live, Back In Early 2007. Funny Thing Is, I Think He May Be Hanging Around Back In This Town Of Lawrence Kansas, AGAIN! And I Think He's The One Who's Been Trying To Randomly Contact ME! Lately, Yet I Am The One Who Is Now UNINTERESTED In His Dumb Doofus Of A Dumb Doofus Butt, And I Really Don't Want To See Him Again. (No, I Really Don't Ever Want To See Him Ever Again, Since He Used Me And Then Just Took Off, Back In Early 2007!) He Just Used Me, And Then Took Off On Me, Good Ridance! (Good Ridance To Him!) I Think He Said His Name Was Tony Or Anthony (Anthony Or Tony) Or Something Like That Back In Early 2007. I Never Want To See You Ever Again, Anthony! (I Hope I Never See You Ever Again, Anthony, If Never Before, So Please Stop Trying To RANDOMLY Contacting Me, Because I Am Not INTERESTED In Your Dumb Butt!) You Are A Waste Of Energy. (You Are A Freaking Waste Of My Energy!)

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