Considering todays blog post, I couldn’t resist a second answer.
What does that mean? Please tick all that apply.
You need a shower.
You are standing on his foot.
There is a spider on your shoulder.
His wife might get the wrong idea and blame him.
You have spinach stuck in your teeth.
He has spinach stuck in his teeth.
He really needs to fart.
He needs to burp and you are in his face.
You have given him a chubby and he is afraid you’ll notice.
There is something hanging from your nostril.
He’s wondering why this creepy chick is leaning on him.
He is sure he saw you on America’s Most Wanted.
You are eating peanuts and he is allergic.
You are wearing a revolting perfume.
You don’t show up in the mirror he is looking at.
A snake just peeped out of your hair.
He’s a little bit shy, would like to talk to you, but is not sure how to break the ice.