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If a guy's really into a girl but the girl has a little stubble "down there" one night, will that turn him off forever?

I'm wondering why you quoted "down there" and not "a little stubble". Surely we all know what down there is, but a little stubble offers much room for interpretation. One women's perception of a little stubble is her man's anger that Zach Galifinkis- beard is in her underwear.

But I digress. You are stating that there's a little stubble and I will assume you mean a thin coating. Right now I'm picturing a less-than-Wolf Blitzer's-beard level of stubble. I am also now picturing white pubic hair, old man glasses and index cards on your vagina. I feel sick.

I double digress. To simply answer your question, NO. In this day and age, guys are fine with a little stubble on a ladies crotch. In fact some prefer it to the clean, baby skinned look of say... Anderson cooper? Damn it, Funny Guy, focus.

I assure you it won't turn him off, but if it makes you feel better, perhaps mention that you're rocking a new look down there. Give him a little sexy warning, "I got something new for you, Babe."

Trust me, I'm a professional. Guys like variety, and in a monogamous relationship I say varying your vaginal grooming provides dynamics and the illusion of... "Oh, cool, who's this new hot mama in my bed?"

I gotta run, Larry King's eyebrows just popped in to my head.

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hahahaha amazing

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LOL - your last line cracked me up!

(Why is it so damn hard to post comments?!? Every time I hit the Submit button, NOTHING happens. When I go back (refresh) to see if my comment posted, it's never there. If it goes through this time, I'll fall over.)

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HAHAHAH best one yet funnyguy.

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I love the answer.. but whoever asked, please wax!!

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don't need to wax.. no need to look like a little girl. and besides, we do what we wanna do. don't need a man telling us.

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bahahahaha oh goodness. so glad i read this one through...funny stuff

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don't need to wax.. no need to look like a little girl. and besides, we do what we wanna do. don't need a man telling us.

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