What do you mean you can’t remember? Were you drunk? In a coma? Are you recovering from amnesia?
It absolutely “counts,” whatever that means. Do you belong to Slutty Slut-sluts Anonymous? What are you even talking about? I’m going to go ahead and guess you were drunk when you allegedly had sex. Do you remember who it was with? Do you think you really consented? Was he wearing protection?
The Herp doesn’t care if you were passed out or wide awake.
This sexual escapade counts, and it should be a lesson to you. Sounds like you came out of this okay. That is just party luck. Drankin’ and blacking out at some dude’s place is a recipe for pain cake. Be careful, ladypal.
And, you know, I can’t stand that saying “If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound?”
Because the answer is “yes.” Jeez-dammit. YES! YES! A tree falling makes a sound our ears and brain then perceive. We don’t invent the sound in our heads. There is a sound, and we experience it. When we are not there, that experience still occurs, but no one is there to perceive it.
If a damn tree falls in the forest and no one is there, it makes a friggin’ sound. It’s just that NO ONE HEARS IT.
Rant over. OXOXO