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If your girlfriend asked you nicely, would you go to a Halloween party dressed as ketchup and mustard? You could choose which of the two you wanted to be...

Mystery Man answered this question on October 28, 2009 2:50 PM

Definitely ketchup, if only so that the blood, which would surely flow from the beating Mystery Man would be justifiably subjected to at the hands of just about anyone who might see him in this ridiculous outfit, would be concealed. In a mustard outfit said blood would ruin the effect of the costume, and we wouldn't want that. Wait, are "ketchup" and "mustard" code for something? At any rate, check out 5 scary costumes creepier than your creepy condiment idea.

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LOLOLOL. Best question ever!

Molly | October 28, 2009 4:06 PM

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