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I'm 18 and my mom recently got remarried to a 25 year old HOTTIE....I've been sleeping with him for the past 3 months. I really want to keep "bangin" but it's so wrong. What do i do?

Although the situation you describe sounds quite challenging, you have several options:

1) Run off with with the guy--this way you won't be cheating anymore. Don't worry mom will find another "hottie."
2) Since it sounds like you guys live somewhere in Jerry Springer country, perhaps the hottie has a brother you can fool around with. Uncle Hottie?
3) You could get pregnant. Once you are pregnant "banging" would be justified as at this point you are practically a couple.
4) Give up on this guy and start looking for a new guy at the next monster truck mash-up.
5) Encourage mom to divorce him, then pounce. As in no. 1, mom will understand.

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17 Comments

bgirl

WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAT?!!!
1. I'm thankful everyday for my love life.

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You are trash....Truly you are a sociopath and deserve to be kicked in the face for what you are doing....

Megan

Somehow I don't think this is a serious question. I know this shit goes on ALL the time and the only one who wants to talk about it is Makenzie Phillips. However, this seems like a question someone just fed to mystery man because mystery man is a joke.

VKnoxville

No need to be subtle Meg

Edy

Though your mom's HUSBAND is clearly a supreme douchey bastard who is proabbly thinking with his baguette, you have absolutely no excuse. You're both lusting, it's purely carnal, you like each other (or not), whatever. That's not the point. If you are at all serious I suggest a combination (if not all) of the following:

1. Stop boning Mr. Hottie aka Mr. Step Daddy.
2. Move out.
3. Get a job/hobby/friends/six flags season pass, anything to fill the idle hours thus replacing Mr. Hottie sexy time.
4. Look up "loyalty" and "common sense" and be/use that towards your mom/this situation.
5. Look up "traitorous skank" and stop being one.
6. Find someone who is a) not married to your mom. b) not a skeevey jergoff or at least a single (not married to your mom) skeevey jergoff. oh, and did I mention c) not married to your mom?

I'm not usually harsh, but I value family and this is pretty effing nasty.

Megan

You are young and he's taking advantage of you. Got any younger sisters? He'll probably bone them too. Future child molester right here folks. If this man will cross boundries between a mother and sleep with her daughter, what else is he capable of doing?

Read White Oleander. See what happens when momma finds out.

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I call bullshit on this one.

ThisBitch

How about you just STOP.

Barbiie

The First Advice , Should Be Tell the Guy its Over . Because its not Like Your Mom is dating the guy She's REMARRYING HIM , If you care that much about your mom you should Stop Seeing him , Possibly Move Out So he Can focus more On banging Your Mom And Not You.

Frenchie

This is NASRTY!!!!!
Worse than nasty, NARSTY.
Do you realize he's sticking his dick in your AND in your mom? Does that not sicken you?
It sickens me.

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regardless if this is true or not all i can say is that this chick is a betch and a whore

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Whoa! I've heard of keeping things in the family, but this is ridiculous. Unless this chick is planning a threesome with her mom and step-dad (can you say "DYSFUNCTIONAL") she needs to act like an adult and stop porking her mama's boy toy.

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yeah, so you're sleeping with your step-father? wow..kinda gross.

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yeah, so you're sleeping with your step-father? wow..kinda gross.

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yeah, so you're sleeping with your step-father? wow..kinda gross.

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yeah, so you're sleeping with your step-father? wow..kinda gross.

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I don't really believe this but what tha hell. If this is so u need to leave him alone. Think about it ure fucking ure moms man. I could never do that to my mother

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