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I'm a perfect hourglass. 32DD boobs, 23 inch waist, 33 inch hips. I love my body, but is it as good for others as it is for me?

Probably not. While I'm sure plenty of men (and maybe women) appreciate your body, no one will ever love it as much as you seem to. In fact, you should probably just clone yourself and become the first person to marry your own clone. You'll make history!

Anyway, you seem to be pretty arrogant, so you probably have zero trouble attracting men. Whether we want to admit it or not, arrogant women are attractive. We may hate ourselves in the morning, but we'll still fall for it. Just like how women love cocky d-bags, so to do many men flock towards the most self-involved, plastic-y woman in the room. Arrogance is the ugly stepsister of confidence, and is often confused as such.

Studies have shown that most men go for the hourglass figure, so you should be fine. On a related note, who conducts these sort of studies? You needed a team of researchers working around the clock to determine that men lust after women with ample curves and a tiny waist? This isn't something we've known since the days of Jayne Mansfield and Marilyn Monroe?

So you basically look like Christina Hendricks. Great. Good for you. You must walk around on a cloud all the time, the world bending to your every wish. But how about a little humility? Being happy with yourself is one thing. But if you're so self-satisfied that you have to sing your own praises to anyone who will listen, chances are that no one will ever live up to your high standards. And unless my cloning suggestion comes to fruition, you're in for a lonely existence. 

In the meantime, I think the GuySpeak team need photographic proof of your perfection if we're to properly evaluate whether or not the rest of the world will be as impressed. Send photos care of GuySpeak Industries, 47 Fake Street, Anytown, USA. One of our representatives will get back to you within 6-8 weeks.  
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Owned!!.....and a job well done Nick.

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Beauty fades stupidity is forever.. Some humble pie is in order... But its good to love yourself, just don't get too consumed over it lol

Nick Nadel

Also, has a guy ever passed on an hourglass figure? Like they get her clothes off and go, "You know what? I'm going to pass on this marvel of physical perfection." She'll be fine.

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She lost me at , I'm a perfect.... Honey none of us are perfect. Everyone has cellulite, acne (and if its not on your face its definitely on your ass), unwanted hair, a nasty attitude and so forth... Proceed to getting over yourself...

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I love it! Awesome response! (Some people just need their egos petted.)

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Watch her try to send her pic to that fake address! *snicker*
Bravo, Nicky baby! Very well put. Even Playboy Bunnies can't look good forever; things are gonna happen. YOU'RE GONNA GET OLD!!! hahaha
Then this chick is going to look like the rest of us; imperfect but still human and worthy to be loved despite the imperfections.
Looks fade, but stupidity is forever!

Meepa

Pfft haha PERFECT? What planet is she from? And seriously the cup size doesn't matter too much in determining one's body type. But to call herself perfect? What a shallow person! If she was truly perfect wouldn't her numbers match if she's as perfect as she claims? Not 1 inch off of her bust/hip numbers?

My numbers are close to hers but because I have hips that are 2 inches bigger around than my bust I'm considered pear shaped, but in her world I'd be an hour glass too :D thanks but no I'll take my reality and love my self but not obesess over it. It's good to be happy with your body and all that but if you're so into it that you have to go around bragging about your b/w/h numbers? Please once you get old you'll be in the same boat as all of us. I just hope to dear god no one gets boob jobs.

Has anyone else but me ever thought how creepy it'd look to see an old lady with still perky tits or some frightenly scary boob sagging from a implant?

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Actually, Christina Hendricks' measurements are much larger than that.
But of course, she's still gorgeous!

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I was just gonna say that! Those measurements are pretty freaking small - specially the waist. Gorgeous Christina must be pushing 40inches with most of her measurements. Meeeeooooow! :)

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hell yeah ILL do you all night long with a hot bodylike that!

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LMFAO @ Nick's response

but anywho this chick seems so narcissistic, so you have a "perfect" body (w/e that means) and ?? whats your point ?? at some point in time a man will get bored with your great looks and want something better you know a female with substance and personality ... like someone said above beauty fades but personality is forever ( i added my own twist lol )

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STUPID!!!!!!! an hourglass figure is even, hence the name hourglass(duh) if you are a 32dd thats 37 inches so 37/23/33 is not even on both top and bottom .my mom is a 34c/24/37 (she wares size 7) and i'm 34d/23/38 we have a real hourglass figures

Meepa

Hmm Then I might very well be CLOSE to an hourglass shape as I'm also a 34c like your mom but my hips are 38 so it's 1 inch off in the end lol But then again I'm in the middle of losing weight so my numbers could change a bit after I'm done XD

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Are you african-american?

MsTwix

I'm late to this party and just read this one. She doesn't mention whether she has a cute face to go with that apparent perfect body. Not everyone wants a "buttaface" or "monet" if you will, with decent measurements...just sayin

Sophie Jean

I agree with Nick for the most part, but I also want to say that with the girl saying, "Is it as good for others as it is good for me?" wreaks of severe insecurity. Girl, if you're beautiful, you should have nothing to worry about, so don't look to others for validation. Trust in yourself, or all your hope is lost.

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how is she arrogant by saying she loves her body and that she has a perfect hourglass shape? *sigh* What, should she be insecure about her body? That would probably be better-- it'd make her nice and passive like how a lot of men want. From one girl with a perfect hourglass shape to another, I say, just look for black men. They love curves and what this dude called "arrogance" which is really just self-awareness of being fly.

Sophie Jean

Because not only is she touting that she's "perfect" she has the audacity to wonder if others appreciate her "perfectness" as much as she does. I'm not saying it's bad to have a high self-esteem, but there comes a point where like Nick said, 'arrogance is the ugly step-sister of confidence.' Arrogance is not nearly the same thing as confidence, it actually means they have low self-esteem. For most, it stems from the insecurity that they are only valued for their physical bodies, which sometimes means that they worry they won't be worth shit when they get old.

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live and let live. she probably has people being nasty to her because they are jealous of her.. she is NOT arrogant people. she has obviously been burnt, girls in her life may be quite bitchy when there is a bit of competition and maybe the men in her life are very possessive.,,so no wonder why she feels unheard, unappreciated etc

its good to see people love themselves, the way i see it is if you dont love yourself why should anyone else??

sounds like all of you need to stop being so judgmental! and nobody answered her question!! so i will...having a beautiful figure is only good for those in your life who accept you for who you are..however its probably 'bad' for those people who have insecurities such as jealousy, or low self-worth, low self-esteem, you know those who are unhappy about their lives... so my advice to you would be to eliminate the people in your life who are negative! and stay with people who are positive, who are happy about their lives and happy with you! however majority of people are sick of their lives, their jobs, their body..and sit around doing the same thing ..so obviously getting the same results! so youl find those kind of ppl along the way... get rid..

peace and blessings

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haha wow she isn't even an hourglass. Her measurements are 37/23/33. I don't even know what that is besides top-heavy.

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no she's not 37/23/36, if you were trying to figure out her bust size before adding the numbers it would be 27/28 (because you add five if it's uneven and four if it is.) but that really doesn't matter anyway.

the real part that bothers me here is that she isn't even an hourglass! she's still classed as a banana shape! her waist has to be at least 11 inches smaller than both her bust and hip measurements, at 32/23/33 she clearly doesn't meet the criteria.

besides the general consensus is that the 'perfect' measurements are 36-24-36 and the best cup size to have is a c. but who wants physical perfection when she's evidently shown that people like that have nothing else to give.

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Edited for confidence:

It is my belief that I may have reached a "perfect hourglass" figure (32DD boobs, 23 inch waist, 33 inch hips). I love my body and I also love your opinion, which is why I was hoping you could tell me what you think about body types and what other people think as well?

P.S. I may be wrong about perfect hourglass, haha. Maybe you know better.

Awaiting your reply,
Not Arrogant Person :)

Haha you guys can seriously cold read a person's personality from 2 lines of text over the internet?

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I really don't think she came here for your rude responses.

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Oh and i'm a perfect bitch :)

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