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I'm a pretty smart girl. Should I dumb it down for guys? I've also got big boobs. I realize that's not a question, just a statement of fact.

Okay, hard as it will be, I'm going to try and answer this question without focusing on your massive, giant, all-crushing sweater-puppies. Please don't be offended if you happen to see my dangling participle.

Short answer is no. Long answer is no, peppered with some "screw the mans," a few "you go girlfriends" and a picture of a female Olympian with the words "we've come a long way baby" scrawled underneath.

We do not live in the 50's. Hiding your light under a bushel is no longer the order of the day. If you're smart, good for you. Use your powers to confuse and frustrate the morons around you who think the most you have to offer are your fabulously crafted, perky, luscious knockers.

Trust me; fragile as the male ego is, there are men out there who truly appreciate a woman with a brain. And you're going to be a lot happier taking the time to find one than settling for a mouth-breather you have to Harrison Bergeron it for.

Being intelligent is not a guy/girl thing. It's a human being thing. If you're an intelligent human being, be that. God knows we need as many of those as we can possibly get our hands on. Not that I want to put my hands on your proud, upturned, heaving, pearlescent bosom, each swinging breast like an orb of glorious...

Uh, excuse me. I have to...go now. To...pray.

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Nick Nadel

I appreciate the general focus of this response.

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The tags made me cry out of laughter... :) Thanks, Michael!

Megan

Tig ol biddy's is my nick name.

Agent Vector

I agree with the general answer, but putting it that way makes it hysterical.

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I know this comment is late but..... If you were sooooo smart why did you even mention your "big boobs" they had NOTHING to do with your question AT ALL.

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I'm the same way. While the man you marry needs to be smart and able to handle you as is, brains and all, men like that are not as common as they like to think they are .... so in the meantime, if you have to dumb it down to get a date with that hottie in time for your friend's ridiculous 4th of July bash, do it. :)

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