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I'm worried my boobs aren't perky enough without a bra...do guys have major expectations that our chests look the same with a bra as without?

Most guys will just be thrilled that the bra has been removed. Bra removal is one of the most technically challenging aspects of sex, and a major milestone on the road to sweaty sweaty slappy slappy boom boom.

Your boobs are a beautiful gift; the wrapping is far less consequential than most women seem to think. I mean sure, a lacy number or something that accentuates your natural curves can help get the ball rolling, but we're here for the main course.

And as for the Denny's Effect, I doubt you're going to stumble upon a guy assholish enough to mention, or even care if your jumblies aren't exactly what he imagined them to be. Because frankly, his fevered brain probably imagined them to be giant perky grapefruits shooting holy golden light from the nips.

Boobs are so awesome, we're just happy to be in the same room with some, and we're not going to risk losing that by judging you. And any guy that does has his head so far up his own ass your best bet is to strap the bra back on and leave him to his own devices.

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"sweaty sweaty slappy slappy boom boom"... brilliant ;)

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Some guy once called my boobs "the udders." I never want to take off my bra again! *sniffle*

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I gotta admit there's a little importance in what the boobs look like after the bra's been dealt with, especially if you're a "boob-guy" like me. However, if it's your boyfriend you're dealing with, this shouldn't be a problem at all, because chances are he's with you because he like the whole you, not just the boob part.

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No boobs are as perky without a bra as they are with. This is the entire purpose of bras. Any man who doesn't understand the basic fundamentals of bra function and upper female anatomy either doesn't acknowledge that females are living, organic creatures and not blow-up dolls with a 'speak' function, or is seven.

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