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Is being called {wifey} a good thing?

If you're his wife, yes. If you're his date, his parole officer, or a genre of porn, no. Also, if he's capable of inserting curlicue brackets into his speech, you may be dating an alien, angel, or other transcendent being.

Let's break this down. First, assume you're this guy's wife. Yes, the word "wifey" is somewhat akin to "dear" or "mother" on the spectrum of terms of endearment. It's the old, reliable term of endearment, like the Toyota Corolla of love, or an old comfortable shoe.

And yeah, sure, that's not necessarily the BEST thing to call your wife, but keep in mind that it's still a term of endearment, and many men absolutely adore their old comfortable shoes. And there's a very good chance he just wasn't feeling very creative at the moment, stuck the letter "y" onto the word wife, and means nothing by it.

So most likely, there's nothing to be worried about. In fact, I'd say a good rule of thumb is if you need to rely on your husband's terms of endearment for insight on how things are going, you may need to communicate just a tad more.

Okay, now let's assume you are a parole officer, or, even less likely, a genre of adult film focused on women who appear physically similar to an average american housewife (google at your own peril). In these cases, being called "wifey" is either grounds for a savage beating or merely accurate descriptive language.

Another case solved! Now to smoke opium and play violin. Or get drunk and eat cheese cubes, whichever turns out to be most feasible.

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Lady B

Perhaps there should be a more ethnically diverse group of guys.

More on "wifey": http://www.conversateisnotaword.com/?p=41

Michael Swaim

Oh ho ho. That IS interesting. Well, rather than revise my answer, I will simply say to the original poster: I pretty much agree with the take presented in the linked article (assuming you meant wifey in that sense).

Thanks, Lady B!

Laje Kahr

Holy Carp, that's disturbing. Egad. And here I was thinking that 'wifey' was just some cute endearing thing from a husband. :(

Laje Kahr

Holy Carp, that's disturbing. Egad. And here I was thinking that 'wifey' was just some cute endearing thing from a husband. :(

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Let him know, Lady B...

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Crazy bones!! Never knew, just never knew.

Anna

guys that are with their girl friends for a while usualy call their gfs wifey cuz their not their wife but he calls her wifey

alc9087

i disagree with funny guy...
wifey, is an urban term, meaning main girlfriend, main chick, basically the girlfriend...

so if you want to be his girlfriend, than yes its a good thing...
wifey is not exactly the wife... it just mean, ur his girlfriend...

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I think that guys call us wifey, because maybe they want us to be there wife sometime in the future. My fiance calls me wifey, and started callin me wifey a couple of months before he popped the question

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