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Also, no, it isn't a lie. You just don't get any. And it's delicious.
IT IS A LIE! I cried.. then i remembered i could bake myself a real cake and I laughed at gla-dos as i ate it!
Moons and lemons.
No, it's not a lie.
Work for it, struggle through the twists and turns like the rest of us.
Don't wait for the ultimate cake, just enjoy the daily nibbles. Some are sweet and cream filled, while others are a bit drier but can be enjoyed if taken with a grain of salt.
And if you were asking some other cryptic question regarding some other elusive cake.. I have no friggin idea.
RP, you rock. This answer made me giggle aloud.