The Funny Guy firmly believes that the key to a woman's heart isn't wealth, good looks, or regular bathing, but rather a great sense of humor.
The Girls’ BFF is your BS filter. He’s like a sweet and sour gummy bear. He’ll tell you if “he’s just not that into you” whether you want to hear it or not. But he’ll also give you a hug and tell you that you don’t need that guy anyway.
The Chic Geek is equally comfortable amongst the hipsters at a Grizzly Bear concert or at home playing Wii Bowling with his friends, or if lucky enough, his girlfriend, on a Saturday night.
The Reformed Player knows the dark secrets that lurk in the hearts of men, mainly because they’re his secrets too. And he’s willing to reveal all the dirty truths — if it means womankind will forgive him a little for all those times he never called
Nobody likes a Wise Ass, right? When the chips are down and you need advice, why bother asking an honest, objective stranger when you’ve got plenty of family and friends to coddle you and tell you exactly what you want to hear?
Mystery Man will tell you the truth, as he sees it, without the hug.
Take everything in this video and do the EXACT opposite.
That was really funny. Especially since the girl in the video plays such a prim character on "The Office"
For what's it's worth, my advice would be to get yourself in a comfortable position where you can control the depth, keep a glass of water handy to combat dry mouth,feel free to use your hands, NO TEETH (it bears repeating), and have fun!!! Enthusiasm for the task goes a long way. Also, just a thought, you can ask him what he likes in a flirty way without letting him know your new at it!
Seriously, no teeth! However, use your tongue! Sucking action along with it is great also. It will take some practice. Pretend that you are on the business end of a tasty, dripping popsicle. Hands are fine for beginning, but after time, you won't need your hands much (unless he is on the muy grande side). I will not get into how to take care of the grand finale; (I was just reading an article on Cracked, went to the author's site, and saw your question). I don't know how censored you guys get here. Just relax; it is the love of your life and you want to have fun! Guys: a shower just prior helps. Good luck!
go to cosmopolitan.com
seriously, I'm sorry to deter from the Guyspeak. But, that's what cosmo's for.
He'll love you forever.
this is an interesting topic. i would say take the initiative and experiment for yourself. it doesn't take much to get to the center of a lolipop. i'm just sayn.
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