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I've been on a dry spell for a year and finally broke the streak with a hot make-out session last night. Now all I can think about is sex. Is it true that the more tail you get the more tail you want?

It is in fact true: booty begets booty. In other words, once you pop you can't stop. In other words, you've opened a can of worms. In other words, you've whet your appetite. In other words your radar is set to tail.
 
There is something called the Law of Tail. I just made it up. It postulates that once you've opened that part of your mind and body to sex (and all its bases) it needs to be fed. This is different, though overlaps with the Law of Mojo; this states that once you get some quality tail, your self esteem is raised, thereby propelling you to talk to, make a move on, and generally flirt with attractive people. But the Opposite of the Law of Tail is also true. It is yet unnamed but I am open for suggestions.
 
The opposite states the less sex you have, the less sex you need. What starts as a few days of not hooking up, turns to a few weeks, months and before you know it you forget that you were once a sensual creature. Your mojo is buried deep in your body's attic. Then, one stormy night, you wind up smooching with a hot piece of tail and WHAMO the cycle starts anew: Wait, my mouth isn't only for eating? My wang (or) wagina aren't only for peeing, etc. IT'S ALIVE!

Feed me! Feed me!
What were you we doing for the last five months, damn it?
FEED ME!

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Law of Mojo is perfect. I always called it"When it Rains it Pours," but that is so much better.

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"Wagina".
AH HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

aspiringgeekygirl

Nice one. *Want to encourage*.

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