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I've seen like two answers on here saying that men sometimes fake orgasms, but I don't get it. How can you fake ejaculation? Either the condom - or you! - is filled up with semen or it isn't... how could you fake that?? Or is it that the women don't notice?????

Unless you're dating David Blaine or some sort of Vegas-penis-ventriloquist you can't fake ejaculate. The proof is in the pudding. But the idea of fake orgasming is a different thing. Most women aren't necessarily going to spot check a condom for semen  after sex, or dig up tissues in the dark because their guy alleged to have orgasmed three minutes earlier. In other words, if it moans like a duck, then why wouldn't it ejaculate like a duck.  

But the real question is not "can he fake it" but "why would he fake it?". If a man is either too anxious, drunk or tired to ejaculate he might in fact opt for the fake-orgasm. He can simply vocalize the soundtrack to ejaculating and covertly pull out of your x, y, or z hole.  Then he must casually hide the evidence that there is no evidence of his "completion" by (A) quickly tying up the empty condom and tossing it or (B) if there is no condom, and lack of light permitting, pretend to ejaculate into a towel or tissue. Jizzing in the dark is easy, and, oddly enough a Josh Groban album if I'm not mistaken.
 
But what about no-condom-sex where the man "orgasms" inside? Good question, Here's the trick:

When the woman goes to pee or moves around and discovers there's zero semen leakage -  the guy says something cavalier and slightly insulting, like "I must have really shot it deep in ya." He then successfully turns the tables, spotlighting her "long and vacous vaginal cavity" not his own shortcoming. Its all parlor tricks: Slight of Hand, Slight of Vagina.

If a man can pull a rabbit out of his hat, be certain he can also pull a fake ejaculation out of his ass.  

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Well, my boyfriend has barely any ejaculate so I've questioned his orgasm. Especially when we first started dating, he said he's finished but I never believed him. Now after 8 months of dating and same thing every time, I've grown to just believe him. I have a hard time thinking he'd fake it for 8 months. Some guys just don't have a lot of cum.

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