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Met a new guy. Talking about sexual likes and dislikes. He mentions he doesn't date women where their vaginal inner lips are larger than the external one... WTF? What am I supposed to think? Is this guy a superficial dick? Seriously, what are your views on this matter? Merci beaucoup!

Wha-- huh? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Is such a thing even possible? I've never seen or heard of it.

This guy's a doof. It amuses me that he thinks he can be picky about female genitals, because the day is coming very soon when he'll be lucky to see any at all.

Be rid of him.

Thanks for the question.

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I draw the line at guys who have one testicle lower than the other. ;)

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Well, darn it, that excludes me then! ;)

rxy

Ha thanks for this reply! I was thinking... does it actually matter? I mean sure, if a girls genitals were fluorescent and had a diamond encrusted cave... but being picky? What can a girl do now... she has to be smart, beautiful, skinny etc etc and now have the perfect vagina? Holy crap!

Thanks... :-)

whatislove

Oh yeah. Apparently the whole world is going vag-crazy. Seriously, as if waxing and shaving wasn't enough, now we have to worry about the size of the lips, the color of the anus (that's what anal bleaching is for), then there's facials for you vagina, and bedazzling too. I swear, people just have too much time on their hands these days.

rxy

Ha ha ha some of that stuff i haven't even heard of! Ha ha ha ridiculous! God...I don't know what to think anymore... wtf are women supposed to do?

It's not like men's junk is any better looking...

An ANAL BLEACHING? WTF?

heyThereSweetie

That is crazy!!

In general, that sort of comment is terrible! That's like one guy I knew who said he would tell any girl who weighed more that 115 pounds to "hit the road." (his words.) Not taking into account, of course, her height or frame or anything...just a totally ignorant comment.

Yipes. Just laugh about it and have a funny story to tell later.

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Wow! This is exteme. Seriously, most us guys don't care, unless its seriously misshapened, which I've rarely seen.

I thought many women excessively picky, but that one takes the cake!

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Calling him a "superficial dick" would be a bit of an understatement here.

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Every straight guy I've ever known is just happy to see female genitalia up close & available, regardless of shape/size/color/whatever. Hell, they're happy just to be in the presence of it, because there's a chance they could GET close.

That "new guy" is officially an asshat.

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I think AFTER I stopped laughing at his ridiculous comment, I would have smiled and then slowly gotten up and said, "Time's up - I make it a policy not to associate for too long with stupid men...I fear that sort of stupidity might be contagious, so...have a great rest of the evening - BUH-BYE!"

I wouldn't bother clarifying for him why communication has to cease because I honestly think that men like that deserve to be taught a lesson by more than one woman...so let him keep spewing insane and irrational comments -- perhaps somewhere down the road another woman will FINALLY force him to rethink the path of idiocy he's chosen to travel on (and if not, at least, YOU didn't have to endure him for too long!)

silkysly

When I come across a guy like that I internally laugh, knowing fact his dick will shriveled to ½ the size of your little finger & his balls will sag 12’ lower than they do now.

Karma’s a bad mofo, he’ll find his.

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