It's this thing again. I am wasting one of my rare bonus answers on this? Why? Cause people who cannot read piss me off.
Which anonymous question was yours again? Each and every one of us gets between 30 and 120 questions a day, nearly all anonymous. Each of us answers one per day - two if we are feeling particularly generous.
I'll tell you three things - the same three things I tell everybody who bothers to ask.
Put your name on your question if you want it to stand out. Named questions I look at first. 99% of the questions we get are anonymous and, to be honest, I got no interest in wasting my time working out who sent what. I respect the wishes of those questioners who wish to remain anonymous.
Make it interesting. If I have answered a similar question in the past 4 weeks your question will frequently be ignored (Not always. People with real and serious problems I will at least think about answering). If I really don't care, it will be ignored. If I can't answer, it will be ignored, though I may pass it to one of the other guys.
Do not ask the same question of more than two of us. If I see a question that has gone to all us guys, I will ignore it, figuring someone else will answer it. Hey, I got a life too.
Now as to the rest of your post:
Alas, my sexual prowess is something you will never experience, to your immense sadness and my total joy and relief.
My mental prowess - well you are asking me a question, right? Not the other way around.
And, having irritated me rather more than the usual trolls do, don't bother asking me any questions ever again, cause I ain't gonna answer you. If I accidentaly answer you and ever find out, I will delete the answer. Oddly enough, we guys are all real beings with real feelings too. And you have ticked me off but good.
Thank you for your question.
I've always loved your answers MM. you were one of my first favorites on this site. (now my top favorite as John devore isn't here anymore). I think this girl hasn't read through your answers at all. you've answered so many types of questions. some funny, some "wtf?" some serious. most had good answers imo. some were silly, but it adds a little light to all the heavy questions this site gets!
also has she not noticed the other guys getting the same kinda questions? blah... some people are so snobby. "but my questions the MOST important!" *rolls eyes*
JdV and Swaim are both amazing. Got another name for you to watch for - a guy called Danny G. He is probably the funniest and hardest hitting writer in the business.
Danny G..., is that Daniel Gladstone by any chance?
Think he usually writes as Danny Gallagher.
Wow. Talk about an inflated sense of entitlement. MM, I truly believe you help people with your answers. Please keep up the good work.
hahahaha, well, that explains why MY question never got answered lol. ( about a year ago I asked all the guys what they thought of a song/video and NO ONE answered lol.)
thanks for the laugh. i love how you give her all kinds of tips on how to get her questions answered in the future and then tell her you're never going to answer them anyway, like, ever lolol effing brilliant.
GREAT -- I am the original Poster- funny you answered right within 3 hours- and for 3 weeks I have been asking for a serious Man's view on a question very important to me-
see, I talked about YOU and you answered.
the first serious ever critique and you lose all decorum and threatened and promised to not answer etc etc.
all these answering is putting you in a vacume- get out please - a feed back is always to be taken as feed back- if it is negative, it is all the more important so that you can look and evaluate.
take care
bye
ps: dont worry- wont be asking anything -
Whining and bitching isn't criticism, dumbass.
Hey, Mandira! Maybe he didn't answer any of your questions because he was unable to understand them . . . what the f*** is a "vacume"? I honestly couldn't understand most of what you wrote here.
And when MM didn't answer your question weeks ago, why didn't you ask one of the other Guys instead? It must make you so sad to realize that you aren't special, that someone bypassed your question in favour of someone else's, and so you write this "critique." You think you're the only person who submitted a question that didn't get answered? Wow, talk about megalomaniacal! (Oh, geez, I'm sorry, I'm not sure if you know what that means, sweetie! Whoops.)
Uh, and even IF you were right, and MM only answered questions where the asker had "buttered him up" (NOT buttered his *** . . . this doesn't even make sense unless you're planning on roasting him on a spit) . . . then why didn't you wise up and follow suit if you wanted your question answered?
I can totally see why he wrote a response within "3 hours" . . . you're really good at pissing people off, little girl!
Wow another person throwing their toys out of the pram because their questions haven't been given top priority over everyone else's. I wonder if this person has even read enough of MMs answers to see he often has insightful and helpful things to say to a variety of questions, what they've said is not the case at all!
I know - MM answered a question of mine earlier this year and I didn't have to butter him up. And he gave some really great advice. I think it got answered because It just happened to be a question that hadn't gotten answered on the site in a long time (about a disrespectful peer at work). Out of the dozen or so questions I've asked of all the guys here, that was the one that got answered. I didn't throw a temper tantrum when my others weren't answered, I went on with my life because I have one. Put it in perspective, people!
....people tend to ask MM he serious questions....I mean has she read sone if the issues he's addressed? Maybe they ask him these questions because despite the mystery he's open about his struggles, and that makes people think he has the answers they need. So it's that personal experience that people look for, so yes he talks about himself, it's what's needed to answer peoples personal questions.
Haha I agree with the OP, the fact that you answered this just illustrated her point.
There also was no reason to get so angry and refuse to answer any of her questions. If one slipped through, you would delete it? I hope you are joking, because that's one of the most immature things I've heard recently.
You presumably get paid to answer these questions, or at least receive some benefit from doing so. It's silly to say that you only deign to answer questions because you are being 'generous'.
And just to throw a little spite into this comment, I have to say that I've never sent a question to you. Your answers are always a bit judgmental and conservative for my tastes, and this answer hasn't done anything to change that.
"Your answers are always a bit judgmental and conservative for my tastes, and this answer hasn't done anything to change that."
Really? I have always read MM's answers more frequently than the other guys' because of the fact that he's straightforward (not judgemental...) and open-minded.
I did have MM answer one of my questions, and it had nothing to do with him, and he answered it tactfully and thoughtfully.
Sorry there's people who bug you.
wow. no one has to read the answered questions, it is the reader's choice...maybe this question was answered to set an example for other question complainers? btw MM, totally love your mysterious hat, it's so manly...will you answer my next question? ;p