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My bf just came up with some new sex moves out of the blue.......should I be worried he's cheating on me?

A new move? Like what?? There are no new moves. Everything has already been done by ancient Vedic sex masters or Russell Brand.

And don't be so quick to think a new position in your bed can only be achieved by your man cheating on you. For one, people get struck with genius out of the blue. Paul McCartney woke up with Hey Jude fully formed in his head. Newton discovered the concept of gravity only after a chance apple hit his dumb head; we all know the story of how Hillary Clinton invented Jeggings.

Your man's new strokes-of-genius could be all his own -- inspired from watching hours of porn, Telemundo, or a viral Japanese Youtube clip. Maybe he read an article on Sting, or all of this is simply the natural progression of rolling around in bed with you -- over and over and over again.

They say boredom is the mother of invention -- that's the saying right? He was probably tired of the same old missionary, into side entry, into lazy cowgirl, and a rush of Einsteinian genius took over his body.

Or maybe YOU invented the new move. Maybe a slight shift of arm position was enough to make your man shift a bit and before you knew it Sexual Eureka, together you'd created...TheShoulderWizard2011.

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Or, he's been sneaking her issues of Cosmo and using some of the tips they suggest (in every freakin' issue - where do they come up with that stuff..). I'm a chick and I have my own subscription to Maxim, so maybe he's doing the same and going straight to the source for solid tips and info.

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That's how I found out my boyfriend cheated on me...He had been out of the country for 4 months and when he came back...new moves...actually, not really new moves but moves I had told him I didn't like and that he usually didn't do.

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But what really matters is: do you like it?
If his new moves are rockin' your world, then yeah, he probably just finally read you right or randomly switched up and got lucky. If you're liking the new style, why complain?
If, on the other hand, you don't like these new moves... he probably got it from porn.

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i want good sex move

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