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My bf said I have a cute little butt. What does that mean? Isn't that a weird thing to say? Why do guys look at girls' butts? Also, I'm 21, not a 12 year old totally naive girl. I just still don't get the butt thing. Break it down for me Chic geek.

Well, maybe you have a cute butt. What's wrong with that? Doesn't seem weird to me, as long as he didn't say it at your grandma's funeral. Aren't you glad that he checks out your butt and not some other girl's? At least you're not the girl whose guy tells her about the random women he fantasizes about.

Like Sir Mix-a-Lot, I cannot lie: many guys like butts. In Glamour's recent survey of 1000 men (none of which were the GuySpeak gang, bt-dubs. What gives Glams??) 36% said they were "boob guys," while 33% said they preferred butts.That's a pretty close margin. I'm surprised that more guys didn't claim to like both. Clearly the "boobs vs. butt" debate is one that continues to sharply divide the male populace. Can't we all agree they're both great, guys? End the bipartisan bickering!

(Also, more guys would rather be Mark Zuckerberg than Jay-Z? Really, guys? You'd rather be a rich, nerdy white guy than one of the greatest artists of all time?)

Why do guys look at butts? Maybe because they're visually appealing? Biology has made the female breast and butt desirable so that men will want to procreate. If the female ass looked like, say, Donald Trump's face, the world would be a different place. Butts are soft, squeezable and appealing, like the Snuggle fabric softener bear. Isn't he adorable, using that dryer sheet like a parachute and all? And not at all annoying.

We could get into the psychology of the "butt man" versus the "boob guy," but it really boils down to personal taste. Also, complimenting your butt doesn't automatically mean he has a butt fetish. Maybe your butt looked cute in the jeans you were wearing that day. Don't read too much into it. Take the compliment. As my grandpappy used to say, don't look a gift horse in the mouth unless you want to be kicked.

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Is your grandpappy Dutch?

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Love the last tag!

My boyfriend is a butt guy too. Which is good for me, since I'm lacking in the boob area. :P

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Dutch was the best movie ever.

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I think the cute butt comment is cool...somehow it seems better than what I heard from my last BF: "I just love your big ol ass...mmmmmm"...

Even if he was Sir Mix a Lot, I don't find THAT, or any reference to junk or trunk or "big ol" anything flattering, when I pay, up the (pardon the pun) a$$ for my gym membership to reduce my square footage, so to speak.

:)

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JayZ has had a successful career and I'm somewhat impressed from what he's doled out but he's hardly "one of the greatest musicians of all time". Let's not kid ourselves here, Nick.

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JayZ is one of the greatest artists of all time the Colonel Sanders is one of the greatest military minds of all time.

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