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My boyfriend fell asleep while i was giving him head last night. Is this normal? He drank alot. but i'm just worried i suck/it was boring. I was offended but usually people tell me i give good head. Should i apologize for getting so mad at him?

No, passing out during a blow job is not normal. Blame it on the booze.

A guy will stay awake even during bad oral, if for no other reason than the hope that it will start to improve any minute now. If it doesn't, he will pull you off and suggest other activities, not fall asleep. Few BJs qualify as "boring," and the only guys who pass out while you're blowing them are ones who are drunk or pulled three all-nighters in a row studying for finals.

So, no worries, your title of Queen Of The Knob Job is safe. Your rummy boyfriend was clearly blotto. Just be glad he didn't hork down your back while you were blowing him.

I don't know if you should apologize. Did you like smash a vase over his head or something? If so, yeah, an apology might be in order. And a new vase, maybe. Otherwise, just call it a wash and maybe forgo the ham-fisted attempts at coitus next time. Drunken sex typically ends badly. When it ends at all.

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He should be apologizing to HER, not vice versa. Eesh.

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He fell asleep while drunk, she got mad and argued over nothing. Why does he need to apologize?

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Its the alcohol duh. And an apology? Don't rag on him, just chalk it up to sloppy drunk sex gone wrong.

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NOBODY NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING HERE!! unless of course there WAS some bodily harm done.At best give him a "my bad dude,it was a simple misunderstanding but lets get starting on the redemption for us both!"

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I actually could have written this question in the late 1970s. I can't tell you how many years it took for me to realize IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

Where was Guyspeak when I was a teen? Wait, most of you guys probably weren't born yet. ;)

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please help boys & answer my question???? my friend who i had massaged because he had mentioned in the past that it would give him a hard on!! so i thought hive him a massage and mmmmm....... bingo hard on .... xmas come early!!! but it made him relax and fall asleep, he then woke up and started to touch me down below so i responded by giving him a blow job.... during the blow job, i needed a pee....... so i went to the toliet and when i came back he was sleeping :(:(:(

i tried to wake him by wanking him but there was no response!!!! he's in my bed tonight again should i try again but maybe with a few ice cubes please help????

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