Ah, yes, the Great Size Question, a favorite of insecure men around the globe. Nothing like being put on the spot, huh? It’s the male equivalent of, “Does my ass look fat?”
It’s an annoying question, I know, but not uncommon. A recent study found that almost half (45%) of men questioned were dissatisfied with the size of their penises. But the same study also showed that a majority of women (85%) are content with their partners’ penis size, so clearly much of the problem is in men’s own heads, if you will forgive the pun. Like many things with guys, it comes down to ego.
That discrepancy brings us to the real question: are you satisfied with/by his penis? If so, then that’s your answer to him: his schlong is perfect for you and gets the job done. Take the emphasis off size and address the real issue, which is sexual satisfaction. Big, small, who really knows the diff, you can say (not a lie; see next paragraph). All you know is that he gets you off. He might suspect that you are dodging his question, but too bad. He shouldn’t ask it if he already knows the answer.
The whole penis size issue is a murky one, anyway. There’s flaccid versus erect; some guys are showers, others are growers. There’s width versus length. There’s cut versus uncut, and varying sizes of women’s vaginas. One woman’s “small” is another woman’s “huge.” And then there’s the old saying about how “it’s not the size, it’s how you use it.” The only thing that really matters is whether or not you are both satisfied with your sex lives.
Some people would advise you to lie and tell him he’s big when he’s not, but I think that’s unfair to both of you. If he fits you just right and satisfies you in bed, then you can tell the truth and make him feel better about himself at the same time. Everybody wins.
If he doesn’t satisfy you in bed, then you have bigger issues to address than a wee winkie.
(A big shout-out to all my Facebook friends, male and female alike, who helped me decide how to answer this question. Thanks, everyone.)