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My boyfriend told me on Monday that he didn't masturbate all weekend because he was "saving" himself for me.... Is this common and am I supposed to be flattered?!

Well, I can't insist you feel flattered, but I can weigh-in on the common-ness of this practice. Yes, it's pretty standard for guys to save themselves up for homecoming sex. It's even fairly standard for guys to periodically back off from masturbating in order to treat themselves to a power orgasm. You see, semen stowed away in the scrotum that finally gets sprung makes for fierce fireworks (Theater Students, please use that last sentence as your new tongue twister before taking the stage).

It's the same reason why starving yourself for a few hours before a big Thanksgiving dinner is so awesome. The abstinence from eating A. celebrates the importance of the impending feast and B. makes the taste that much sweeter.  Grandma's succulent turkey and Grandpa's gravy won't taste quite as sumptuous if you just had it for breakfast, right?

Ideally your man's noble weekend of chastity was for both of you; not just so his orgasm felt extra potent. Hopefully it was so he could appreciate and ravage you with extra zeal. On the other hand, it most assuredly resulted in a sex sprint, i.e. a 45 second hump and climax.

For you guys, and others involved in "holding off", it'll result in Quality of Sex -- not Quantity. Well, quantity in semen not seconds.

At least the first go around.

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The tongue twister made me chortle - you rock!

goodkarmagirl

I also appreciate the "semen hold off" cuz I only see my guy 2x week....Makes it a bit hotter for sure. Have to say though, that I continue daily on my end, because ya know, it wouldn't be fair to steal his thunder.

silkysly

Sorta makes for a "Jiffy Lube" with some guys....

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Least he does for you :/ by the time mine sees me he's not all that excited since he already got his rocks off the night before :/

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