He still has feelings for you, and the thought of you having moved on with your life, or, even worse, letting another guy shatter the life you once shared with his massive erection, is driving him to madness.
You've got to feel for the boy. Women by no means have a monopoly on being neurotic and illogical (I invented a word for it: "neurological"). No, men have put that monopoly on pause--a phenomenon I like to call "menopause." Man, what a wordsmith I am!
He may legitimately want you back, or he may just want you to live in a silver tower festooned with chastity belts for the sake of his memories. But he's a wounded animal right now, and he's going to lash out.
My advice, assuming you don't want to give it another shot with this guy, is to get some distance. Nothing's going to heal him but time, and you can't give that. Can you? WITCH!
Swaim, you are the portmanteau master! Or portmanster if you will.
I wish it were easier to use this new "menopause" creation in everyday conversation. I haven't really, properly baffled my friends in ages. =/
Dude. Neurological is already a word.
I guess we'll let history decide...
(I counted 3 AOC references, did I miss any?)
HAHAH portmanster
that made my day
hehe your pretty funny, anyway commenters i got a question that doesnt seem to be getting answered... I got this ex he broke up with me an we were friends, little after he cuts of all communication with me but once in a while he would write to me like happy new years the other day he called what is up with him any insite to what is going in his mind? please any help would be appreciated!
Geez, it seems the girls have it right on this: cry a little (or a lot), hold a bitchfest with your girls, eat a ton of ice cream and it's over. At least until the next sexy man butt goes walking by...
What a lovely day for a 4928821! SCK was here