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My guy doesn't get hard when we make out. Does this mean he isn't that into me? Help!

While I can't tell you whether or not a guy is into you, I will say the the fact he's making out with you is a better indicator that he IS than his lack of a throbbing love-spear is that he ISN'T.

To better illustrate my point, here's a list of things that have led me to an erection this month:

-Getting a sexy pic of my stunning, witty, love-goddess wife on my phone.
-Any number of other attractive women I may see or interact with.
-The abstract idea of women in general.
-The little picture of a woman on the ladies' room door (girl's got booty for days under that skirt, I just know it).
-The girl with the lazy eye who asks for change outside of my office.
-A chip bag that was kinda folded over in a way where it looked like if you put your wiener in there it might feel all right.
-Someone in the next cubicle saying the word "Regina."
-A banner ad for humorous t-shirts.
-The song "Abraham, Martin and John" (I really misinterpreted the lyrics).
-Writing this list of things that have given me erections.

And here are things that SHOULD have given me an erection, but inexplicably didn't:

-A solid hour at a crowded concert pushed up against the rear of the hot girl in front of me.
-The stairway sex scene from A History of Violence.
-Making out with my stunning, witty, love-goddess wife.
-A comely nurse fondling me for totally legitimate medical reasons.
-The time this drunk girl with tig 'ol bitties flashed her hoo-hahs right at me.
-My erection-giving machine (patent pending).

The point being, an erection--or lack of one--is not a reliable indicator of pretty much anything but blood flow, and I'd hate it if my partner was divining the nature of my feelings by the movement of my junk.

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Erections are a strange beast.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for the laugh, Michael! (All except for that chip bag one. That was a little creepy TMI!)

I do agree though. My hubby says his southern part has a mind of its own and there is no rhyme or reason as to what turns it on. Don't sweat it. Just enjoy the lip-locking adventure!

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The little generic picture of a girl on the women's room door gave you a hard-on? Never heard of that one, although I admire your courage for admitting it.
I think the strangest thing that got me all hot and bothered was the corset-like strapless bra I had to wear under my choir dress during performance. My choir dress was cut along an odd pattern, so I had to wear this corset thing to make sure everything stayed where it should. Well, it did (nothing roamed!) but it felt so nice and silky that I started liking it waaayy too much!

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Yeah you can't judge a guy based on the erection. Its mostly a subconscious thing. Just like a guy usually can't STOP an erection or control its size when flacid (say when you go into the water) you can't always get hard at will. And yeah he could be totally into you and making out but the erection doesnt come. And then you have to keep in mind that the NRB's (No Reason Boners) doesnt mean that he's in the mood at that time.

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-Someone in the next cubicle saying the word "Regina."

That reminded me of an embarrassing moment that happened earlier this year. I'm still in high school and we were working on a geography project. One of my friends is a little bit slow and easily amused and she was in the group with me and my boyfriend. We were trying to learn the pronunciations of the capitals of some provinces in Canada and I decided to show my friend the site dictionary.com where it has a little button so you can hear the pronunciation. Then she got the bright idea of turning up the volume on our laptop and clicked the button to hear the pronunciation of Regina. The entire class got silent at that moment and turned to look at us. Fortunetly everyone went back to work after the second pronunciation...

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If he's a pot-head, that'll kill the ol' snausage also.

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pot kills snausages? Oh noooo, say it ain't so.....crap, guy - weed...guy...weed, both. I'll smoke and he can find something else to "do".
I must say...this is not always the way...actually very rare for my dude with the 'rock hard stoned hot' lips and d--- ha ha betcha thought I was gonna say dick? (I was) working overtime...all is fine while smoking the hemp vine.
However...it does make me write crazy but true things on sites like this....help...

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Can it be that he does drug

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