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My new boyfriend keeps offering to buy me a boob job. I tell him it's not going to happen but he's hoping I'll change my mind. How do I make him understand that I'd never have an elective surgery just for his pleasure?

He'll buy you a boob job -- how very Cro-Magnon of him. Tell him you'll get one when he gets a penile implant or hair plugs.

Yeah, what he's doing is annoying and selfish and presumptuous. Every time he asks to buy you boobs, he's basically saying, "Yours aren't good enough for me" and suggesting that you make a drastic change to suit his needs. Those needs include not only his pleasure, but his ego, too: hey everyone, look at my girlfriend's spectacular rack. Am I the man or what?!

He probably thinks he's being cool and generous, but his offer is nothing more than a veiled insult to you. Either he doesn't get it, or he doesn't care. Neither of those is good.

He's also assuming that you want bigger ones -- don't all women?

These are all the things you need to explain to him. How it's an insult, whether he means it to be or not. How it's arrogant and presumptuous to think you would disfigure yourself just for him. How it's troubling that he can't understand and respect the fact that you like your body the way it is, and how he doesn't seem satisfied with your body the way it is.

Then tell him again that breast implants are not for you. Ever. If that's a deal-breaker, he might need to find a girlfriend with bigger ones. If you two are going to stay together, he needs to love and accept you the way you are, and STFU about surgery.

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wow. doesn't he (and other men) think that we aren't embarrassed by small boobs and that there are men that won't date us for that! this makes me feel even better. any fucktard man. But thanks on the penile thing! mwa ha ha ha. so true. goes both ways.

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What a total ass! I think mine are small, yet decent for nursing a baby. Meanwhile, my husband doesn't go a day without feeling me up, usually while telling me how much he loves them. And if he ever suggested I get a boob job I'd kick him in the balls.

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OMG, I just read the tags. Hahaha!!!! I haven't heard that in years!

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What a fucking douchnozzle!!!!! First of all, there is nothing wrong with having small breasts, yours are going to stay nice and pert and in place!! Big titts get all national geographical with age! Doesn't anyone realize that!!? . Tell him to fuck off, and that you are not turning into FrankenTitts for his pleasure.....god damn what an asshole...
You deserve soooooo much better, and believe me most men are just happy with a handful. No sane man, wants cartoonish titts. They don't even want titts like that alien bitch from Total Recall *just google that you'll see what I mean

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Well, she should dump him because he will never be satisfied with her small breasts. He will cause her to have a low self-esteem, if she doesn't already. Fortunately, I have never had that problem, since I am not a part of the "itty bitty titty committee". And Vee, small breast do not stay perky and in place. No matter what the size, if you live long enough pass 40 years old, small breasts will also dangle and they really look strange because they will look like flat deflated balloons.

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I'd rather be on the itty bitty titty committee... I have big boobs, and I know in the future it's going to result in having a lift or reduction. I'm not knocking anyone's freakish titts, I'm just saying its time to get a new boyfriend.

Remember...Breasts are just that, breasts. That don't talk, they don't having meaningful things to say. They are there so that one day if you decide on children, their there to feed em... End of story

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Correction: she should dump him because he's an ASSHOLE!

Bev

Great answer.

There is a man out there for every body type - big, small, fat, skinny, what have you. If he wants to date someone with bigger boobs he should go find one and not try to make you change to suit him. What a jerk.

Daisy

Pffft! I'd toss that fish back in the water immediately. He's definitely NOT a keeper.

Loved the tags, Cary! :-D

Dovey

Every time I come on guyspeak, I am amazed at how many terrible people are out there. Smaller boobies are great. They don't hurt your back as much, you can find bras much more easily, and they don't lose their shape like the bigger ones. Dump this douche.

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i think usher said it best in that new song:
"honey got boobies like wow, oh, wow"*
there are guys for every girl's body type and who will have the sense to be happy with finding a great girl like you! if he doesnt' get it after you explain it to him (which personally i think you shouldn't have to anyway, but ok) then kick him to the curb.

*does anyone else find this lyric incredibly hilarious? usher said BOOBIES. in a SONG.

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Dude needs to recalibrate. Apparently he's hanging out at too many small-town strip joints. Bolt-ons are just like counterfeiting: They devalue the real thing.

Real A's are always better than fake C's. What a jackass.

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LOL @ 'bolt-ons!'

And, BTW, not all bitty titties look like deflated pancakes post-40. Some just migrate a few inches south.

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My ex wanted me to get a boob job when I already had D cups. He said if I really loved him, I would consider it. "Why?" I told him. "So I can look more like a freak than I already do?" He told me, "Pamela Anderson looks great, and I think you would too if you had bigger breasts!" WTF!
I would love to have smaller breasts! When I can afford a reduction, I'll get one.
The point is, if the man can't accept you for who you are, then he'll respect you even less if you go along with his infantile needs. Dump him and find a grown-up!

Meepa

This guy needs to go bye bye bye forever! Seriously if he feels the need to see bigger boobs on his 'chick' then he needs to just go find one but odds are he has either tried and failed or if he goes to try he'll be seen as a creeper. So I think he picks up on women with boobs smaller then he deems desireable and suggests they get them increased. In my opinion altering your body be it piercings, tatoos or surgery just for the sake of making someone other than yourself happy isn't smart to do.

What would this guy say if she asked him to do some altering to his body that he didn't like? I'm sure he'd find some dumbass excuse to not get it but yet still push you for the boobs. Which if he insists on tell him that if you did the surgery you wouldn't let him touch them ever becasue many women who opt for the increase tend to have very very sore boobs after it for a LONG time (some don't but from what I understand many women don't like them to get touched or fondled after). Not to mention that if they had to come out for ANY reason at all the surgery for removal with totally DESTROY your nipples as many doctors will cut the nipple out the remove the inserts and then stitch it back on and many women complain of not having nipple sensations after that. Plus how could it feel nice to us if we have fake titties when we get fondled? I personally love the feelings that go throughout my boobs when mine are played with I can't imagine that would remain the same with a surgery.


So yeah dump this douche and sit back and laugh your ass off from hearing about how many burns he gets from future women who will stand their ground for their own personal rights and wants!

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Eww...this guy just has sleazy written all over him. I would walk up to him right now and dump him. No guy should ever want you to change the way you are, especially if you're comfortable with yourself. He shouldn't hope that you change your mind about his offer. He should be happy with you because he's lucky to have you and he clearly isn't deserving. You'll be much better off without him.

Kate McG

This is something I've never understood. Guys should be appreciative that they even get to see boobies, no matter the size. And guys who don't value the natural ones should be forced to go without them for a while. That'll make him realize how lucky he is.

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your eally lucky, ive been wantin a boob job for years but my boyfriend says hel dump me, ive been going out with him for 5 years, and he knows how upset i am about the size of my boobs, if your not happy with him you shd tell him how you feel and dump him.

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You're telling me that men like that man asking one of TLC girls to have bigger boobs on Unpretty video are actually exist?? Oh goodness me. I'm sorry, I come from a third-world country. Men here are happy just to be able to SEE boobies. Actually allowed to touch them? They'd die a happy man.

Geez, that dude sounds like he needs a healthy dose of Oprah Winfrey Show about being grateful! Or a smack in the head! With jackhammer!

Ain't nothing wrong with you and your boobies, darling. His brain circuit is. Or devoid of it, more like. Sheesh.

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Hey questioner can I swap you for my ex?

She had full "C" breasts and was bugging me about getting a bigger size. I told her I was more than happy with the breasts she had, but she never listened to me.

Found out that she went up to a "D" cup, and still wants to go up more than that yet!

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OK....I know this sounds stupid....but idc. But if my bf offered to pay for my shyt, I'd graciously accept. I'm all about free shyt. I'm not a girl that would normally get a job, but.....if it's free...fk yeah!!!!!

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I'm leaving my girlfriend because I can't stand the look of her breasts. she's a great person, loves me to death but she doesn't do it for me. Sex is a chore. She loves it , I can't wait to get out of the bedroom. The worst part is when she gets up and puts on her close. Gross. She used to have large breasts when she was young and a surgeon reduced them twice and disfigured her. I'm sorry, but I'm rack sensitive. I tried to accept her for who she is but its no use. Everything else is awesome but I get turned off by seeing her nude. She says she'd get things fixed for herself but only says it to keep me happy and quiet. She's lying and has no intentions of doing so. I don't like it so I'm walking. Good for her, I'm a jerk. If the only way you can get off is by fantasizing about other women, then the one you're with doesn't do it for you. Yes I'm a jerk, but that's the way I'm made and I've tried to make it work, I've tried to accept it, but I can't. I've communicated my problem with her and she understands. This sucks because I really like her but having sex just to please her and please myself after she's gone sucks big time.

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