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My parents are sexually-active, I still live w/ them, I clean their room when they go to work and I find used condoms and such in and on random places that I then have to seriously disinfect. how are they always so quiet? How should I ask them to plz get rid of their own trash?


BLECH EW YUCK. WOW! It's not often I get profoundly icked out like this, but your question is down-right pubic hair raising. It sounds like you're living in some perverse Cinderella Fairy Tale where you have to slave around the house and pick up after your parents naughtyness.

Heed my advice, and we're gonna get you out of this filthy pickle.

Let's take it one step at a time.

You live with your parents: FINE
Your parents are sexually active: FINE (though this should ONLY be an assumption based on them not being 104 years old).
You clean the house.:FINE ( in part)

I'm assuming you clean the house as a sort of pitch-in or giveback to living at home. I'm guessing you're in your 20's and your folks are like, "sure, you can live with us, but its not a total free ride; we need you to do your part." I can dig that. If we're talking about vacuuming the house, including their room. FINE. You want to dust a windowsill in there? FINE. But, there's something unsuitable and boundary crossing once you start airing their dirty sheets. No part of paying your house-dues should include cleaning up your Dad's haphazardly tossed condoms. Dr. Phil should kick his ass.

So to solve this: tell your folks in broad terms that you are not trying to shirk your house chores, but you'd feel much more comfortable if they cleaned their own room. It's THEIR room -- not a common space. You can make up for it by organizing the garage or walking the dog once more per day. you'll do anything, but another week of peeling Daddy's Trojan off the ceiling.

Now as to the question of quiet sex: Your parents have had decades of experience having sex while there are others in the house. Thankfully, they've perfected a way to consummate their love without audibly broadcasting it. Maybe they use ball gags, maybe they utilize Tantric breathing, maybe they're not actually watching Leno (who could)?

Just be happy until now you were only asked to clean up the aftermath, not be privy to its execution.

Good luck, Cinderella.

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great advice FG

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That you answered this without letting us know repeatedly how creeped out/grossed out you were is a miracle...

Great advice to the poster, and very well framed. I hope she or he is able to work that out.

Marie

Great advice. GROSS. They need to get out of there, fast!

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Why are you cleaning THEIR room? Did they clean your room when you were a kid? Cuz when I was little that was my own job. Are they even aware that you're cleaning their room for them to the point where you're finding these things? If they are, then that is just rude that they would subject you to that. I bet they wouldn't want to clean up your room after a night with your boyfriend and find such things.

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They may be doing this as hint that it is time for her to MOVE OUT!

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lol what a jackass.

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I think you got duped funny guy. Smells like a fake letter.
But I think the better advice is: You don't like cleaning up the sex leavins'? Maybe you should MOVE OUT!!!!!

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Well actually I wrote the letter> Anyways...I know its incredibly gross but asking you gave me enough confidence to deal with it. Now to find a guy who won't be ridiculously uncomfortable with my parents' "playfullness"...hahaha

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What I want to know is WHERE are you finding these condoms???? like in the kitchen?? under the sofa? in the shower? in YOUR WALK IN WARDROBE - ewwww... mental image.

this is truly awful. I think the only way to resolve this is to put your mother on birth control pills. Or move out.

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See the bright side, your parents are still in love.

And that's a hope for all the true-love-lasts-forever unbelievers.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't actually read past the question yet. Too busy screaming at "parents" and "used condoms" in the same sentence.

Which reminds me:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

silkysly

McNasty.., but cute. I would put my big girl panties on & work towards finding my own place, where I’m picking up after my own sexy-tales. Good luck with that one!

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