They're okay, I guess. Well, except the one at the deli down the block from me. That one is the worst. Always out of service. The other day I entered my PIN number and it gave me one of those "Temporarily Out of Service" screens. When I told the cashier, he's all "call the number on the side" which I never do cause you know it'll just be some automated system that won't connect you to a real person. Then when I tried to pay for a pack of gum with my credit card, he's like, "$10 minimum." Fix your ATM, man!
Oh, wait. You mean the other "ATM"? OMG! Your roommate Laura is a freak!
Seriously, it depends on the guy. This is definitely one of those "ask before attempting" things. Whether you're on the giving or receiving end, communication is key. I can't say I've ever met anyone who's into that sort of thing, but I'm sure some guys are. Kevin Smith talks about wanting to do it to his wife all the time on Twitter. (In a related story, Kevin Smith is disgusting.) If no one was into it, there wouldn't be porn devoted to the subject. But, again, it's not something guys really talk about. "Can't play pool tonight, Mike. The wife and I are staying in for Dancing with the Stars and a little ATM." It's something best discussed in the bedroom.
And definitely use mouthwash after. Happy Thanksgiving!
Oh, wait. You mean the other "ATM"? OMG! Your roommate Laura is a freak!
Seriously, it depends on the guy. This is definitely one of those "ask before attempting" things. Whether you're on the giving or receiving end, communication is key. I can't say I've ever met anyone who's into that sort of thing, but I'm sure some guys are. Kevin Smith talks about wanting to do it to his wife all the time on Twitter. (In a related story, Kevin Smith is disgusting.) If no one was into it, there wouldn't be porn devoted to the subject. But, again, it's not something guys really talk about. "Can't play pool tonight, Mike. The wife and I are staying in for Dancing with the Stars and a little ATM." It's something best discussed in the bedroom.
And definitely use mouthwash after. Happy Thanksgiving!
What IS ATM??? (I'm trying all the acronyms and it still doesn't make sense.)
A$$ to Mouth
hahaha human centipede tag..
thats hilarious!