Oh Cary, I need you on this. I was talking about how gross toilets are, and my bf (a bigger guy) confesses that his penis touches the inside of the front of the toilet every time he sits. I PUT THAT THING IN MY MOUTH! To say I'm disgusted is an understatement. Any wise ass advice to clear this horrifying mental image?
Ew. Maybe he needs a bigger toilet.
I don't know how to get rid of the image, but you might want to make him scrub that thing with soap before you put it in your mouth again. Like, every time.
Thanks for helping me lose weight because it's lunch time and I'm no longer hungry.