Oh Cary, I need you on this. I was talking about how gross toilets are, and my bf (a bigger guy) confesses that his penis touches the inside of the front of the toilet every time he sits. I PUT THAT THING IN MY MOUTH! To say I'm disgusted is an understatement. Any wise ass advice to clear this horrifying mental image?
Cary McNeal answered CCY's question on
August 29, 2012 12:40 PM
Ew. Maybe he needs a bigger toilet.
I don't know how to get rid of the image, but you might want to make him scrub that thing with soap before you put it in your mouth again. Like, every time.
Thanks for helping me lose weight because it's lunch time and I'm no longer hungry.
Baby wipes....
Treat him to a Purell hand job.
HA HA!
pee is sterile, gross but sterile. Feces is gross and is probably on the inside of the toilet along with who knows whatever other bacteria. GAG
You do realise he PEES out of that thing, don't you? How is a toilet bowl, if it's cleaned regularly, dirtier than that? Just askin'.
Please do a quick google search about the dangers of the bacteria that lives in urine compared to feces. You'll see the difference.
Tell him thanks for the HEADS up on his hygiene. You won’t be putting that dirty thing in your mouth anymore.