Man, I hear ya. That's the dream, right? Who doesn't want to be a kept man for some wealthy socialite? Lounging by the pool all day, sipping Mai Tais, rubbing lotion on the brittle, leathery shoulders of your octogenarian sugar mama Mrs. VanLandingham. Only problem is, she's leaving her fortune to her precious Pekingese Mr. Sparkles. And then, one day, she "slips" down the marble staircase, and suddenly you're the sole inheritor of the VanLandingham plumbing supplies fortune. The police will never suspect it was you who changed her will and have now run off to Tahiti with the maid. It's the perfect plan!
But before you start trolling high society funerals looking for lonely widowers, ask yourself this: are you unbelievably attractive? Average looks won't cut it. I'm talking about a Frankenstein-like combination of Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia and that guy in the Old Spice commercials. A guy who makes women want to drink champagne off of his rippling abs; a hunky Adonis who goes by the name "Serge,"or some other moniker of indeterminate foreign origin.
Does this describe you? No? Then keep looking for a job. After all, hard work and hustle are far more attractive qualities than laziness and freeloading. And, hey, you might find someone who you actually care for, and have a deep, meaningful relationship where you stick by each other through the rough patches. You might fall on your face for a while, but at least you'll be able to look yourself in the mirror at the end of the day.
But before you start trolling high society funerals looking for lonely widowers, ask yourself this: are you unbelievably attractive? Average looks won't cut it. I'm talking about a Frankenstein-like combination of Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia and that guy in the Old Spice commercials. A guy who makes women want to drink champagne off of his rippling abs; a hunky Adonis who goes by the name "Serge,"or some other moniker of indeterminate foreign origin.
Does this describe you? No? Then keep looking for a job. After all, hard work and hustle are far more attractive qualities than laziness and freeloading. And, hey, you might find someone who you actually care for, and have a deep, meaningful relationship where you stick by each other through the rough patches. You might fall on your face for a while, but at least you'll be able to look yourself in the mirror at the end of the day.
Gold digging is ugly no matter what sex is doing it. It's sad that some people feel they're entitled to live that way! Asker, please take steps to better yourself - get a job (so what if it's entry level for now) to tie you over while you get training in a field that will pay off for you. Since you're on the internet, be resourceful and check out what fields are in demand. Be passionate about being the best person you can be instead of looking for someone else to take care of you. Otherwise, that's just plain lazy.
Have another suggestion, I know how bad the economy is - it is tough to find work. But while you're in between gigs, sign up with a temp agency. They're free and can many times find you something right away. You get experience in many different companies which will add more skills to your resume. Good Luck.
I don't know much about the male escort industry, but I've heard the saying "too many guys are willing to give it away for free". I'm assuming most wealthy women use that wealth to make themselves beautiful and desirable...she probably won't have to pay for sex, if you catch my drift.
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Great review Todd, love the idea of the club helping me keep good tempo