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Okay honestly what is it with some guys liking twins?! I'm a twin and guys always make comments saying like ooohh twins along with other stuff. Please enlighten me John!

Guys are obsessed with twins for the same reason we think adding bacon to everything makes it better.

It's Neanderthal math. Something plus more equals more value.

Hotdogs? Good. Bacon-wrapped hotdogs? Better.

One hot blonde? Good. Two hot blondes who look exactly the same? Better.

This is funny. Ha, ha, ha. Twins! A hottie and a spare hottie! Double the pleasure, double the fun!

But then you think about it. Twins. Really think about it. And it's gross.

Do I have to write why it's gross? Twins are related. Duh.

As an idea, I get it. Two sexy women. But to dwell on it is to eventually allow the mind to wander into creepy crimes-against-nature territory.

And this idea actually becoming a reality? Do not make the gods angry, mortal.

The whole twins fantasy buts the "boo" in "taboo."

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Nataliesmommy

i have been trying to figure this one out for years, even as a (more gay than straight) bisexual, I still dont get it. THEY ARE SISTERS!

oh, and two hot brunettes is hotter than two hot blondes any day! lmao!

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but two hot redheads are better than both. :)

Chantelle

Me and my twin have a bit of a test with this. If the guy makes a stupid joke about twins when one of us mentions it then they lose a lot of cool points and respect from us.

Guys who have dated twins know how different they are, to even entertain the idea is so yucky and weird. They get to know your twin and usually say "I can't even imagine flirting with her, it's too weird".

When guys make the "twins...eh *wink wink nudge nudge*" comment we typically ask if they have siblings and if they want to have sex with any of them...that usually shuts them up.

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