What would I do? She's the woman of my DREAMS, right? The absolute perfect woman for me and me only?

If she told me she had a vestigial penis removed at birth, I'd sit her down and, with tears in my eyes, tell her that I was born with a prehensile tail that my father hacked off when I was three years old because I kept trying to dangle off the ceiling fan. Then we'd embrace each other and reaffirm our love. Truly, we're two people meant to be together.

I get tons of questions from people worried about what their partner will think of their past. We all have secrets. Those who don't are really, really boring people, and boring people are usual neither introspective nor extrospective. But I find that when a boyfriend freaks out about a girlfriends past, be she a former slattern or mutant or whatever, his freaking out is a reflection of his own insecurities and prejudices. It's his problem and his alone. That sort of guy is always going to be a few rungs down on the Ladder of Self Awareness from you.

If I dated a woman who had corrective surgery in her past, and she felt the need to share it, then I wouldn't care. Why would I? Because I wanted a "perfect" girlfriend? Is that because, deep down, I am insecure about my own imperfections? Right. And to specifically address your question, the penis is made from clitoral tissue. You know, while gender is determined the moment the egg is fertilized, males and females have very few physical differences before the developmental stage known as "sexual dimorphism"

Which explains why I have these USELESS NIPPLES. (Although, I'm the kind of guy who likes them bitten here and there. I understand there are men who do not like that. But it's not really something we talk about at the brodeo.)