Finally, someone has asked me the question I was born to answer! Your friendly neighborhood Mystery Man has spent countless years cataloguing and ranking every possible nickname a girl can call a guy. And now, at long last, he gets to share them!
For sake of convenience, I’ve divided them into three categories, which I will share with you now – Totally Awesome Nicknames, Acceptable But Sappy Nicknames, and Downright Horrible Nicknames. So let’s do this thing.
Totally Awesome Nicknames
Muscles (if you want a guy to get up and open a jar of pickles, call him “Muscles”)
Heisenberg (especially if he runs a drug empire)
Acceptable But Sappy Nicknames
Downright Horrible Nicknames
The Boy (I’m waging war against ladies that call their crush/boyfriend “The Boy”)
Three Inches of Fury
Flacido The Disappearing Man
You’re welcome, ladies.