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should i confront my husband about catching him masterbating he dont know that i see him do it

He dont? What in tarnation?!!!

No, you shouldn't confront him. What are you gonna do, yell at him and tell him to stop? Good luck with that. You'd have better luck telling a dog not to lick his balls.

Everybody masturbates. Okay, not everybody, but like 99.99887% of everybody. Let the poor guy have his wank if it makes him happy. What's the big deal? Do you worry that it's a bad reflection on your sex life? Doubtful. Even people with great sex lives masturbate; people with lousy sex lives just do it more. Do you think it interferes with your sex life? If he's going at it 17 times a day like a Rhesus monkey, yeah, maybe, but if he's just having a tug every now and again, it's harmless. Not only harmless, but perhaps even helpful.

Says WebMD, "Some experts suggest that masturbation can actually improve sexual health and relationships. By exploring your own body through masturbation, you can determine what is erotically pleasing to you and can share this with your partner. Some partners use mutual masturbation to discover techniques for a more satisfying sexual relationship and to add to their mutual intimacy." See there? You can even do it together and then you won't have to spy on him.

Your husband is a grown man. A man's relationship with his hand is primal and sacred, and has been since the dawn of time. You won't change that by scolding him, so you have two choices: either leave him alone while he and Fistina are doing the butter churn -- no confontations, no spying -- or, better yet, jump in and lend him a hand. Wrists get tired, you know. Or so I hear.

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Smama

Oh, geez...spell it right, for one thing.

What's the big deal? We are forever having sex yet I still enjoy an the occasional rub out. What of it? And is she spying on him? That's a bit creepy, if she's just watching. Go jump in, join the fun! Maybe that's what he wants.

It's a guy thing. My kid is 6 and I've said "get your hand out of your pants" no less than 24 times today.

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Hahahah hillarious!! .

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(I agree on the spelling issue. Add a little knowledge of proper grammar to that list too!)

I've busted my boyfriend masturbating on numerous occasions. It's no big deal! He gets embarrassed, and I play it off like I didn't see a thing. Unless it's just totally obvious, in which case I ask if he'd like some help. I don't understand why some women are so insecure about their "significant other" fapping. I find it to be a huge turn-on! I usually deposit those images into my own spank bank and use them later for my own solitary pleasure!

I have also noticed that when my sex-life is great... I tend to masturbate more than I do when it's not so great. Don't know why that is, but it is what it is!

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I walked in on my husband and "Fistina" once too, and he was shocked that I wasn't upset by it! I was like, "Whoa, okay! I'll come back later!" He was embarrassed but I told him it didn't bother me, and it honestly doesn't. As long as he's up for sex with me when I want it, who cares? Now I just make sure to knock before barging into our bedroom when the door is closed! Everybody needs privacy.

Besides, people who live in glass houses and all that.... *blush*

Cary McNeal

"Doesn't anybody f**king knock anymore?" - Brad Hamilton (Fast Times At Ridgemont High)

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"I've been thinking about you, Brad."

Nice one!

Lunita

I like watching my SO masturbate. I think it's sexy.

Nautilus

same here...hot and sexy.

goodkarmagirl

spank bank...fistina....doing the butter churn....havin a tug..and lovin the Fast Times reference....all damn funny. This better make "BEST OF' this week...it's one for the books. ;)

goodkarmagirl

Better yet...call in a "Kanye"...and when you butt in, tell him...
"uh, yea...IMA LET YOU FINISH"

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Ask to join him! This is something I am aiming to do as it is dead sexy.

Bongo

I wish my husband would do it in front of me! It would be a definite turn on. I do it in front of him.

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