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what should u do if you have an asswhole as a boyfriend

Cary McNeal answered Anon's question on June 27, 2011 7:50 PM

It could be worse. He could be an asshalf. At least he's fully committed to the job. Nobody likes a half-assed hole.

Thanks for the question.

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Hilarious.

Madison | June 27, 2011 7:51 PM

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Oh, Cary. Thank you so much. I was so hoping you would address the misspelling.

It Figures! | June 27, 2011 10:09 PM

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One of the best answers I've ever seen on this site, fo real.

Carly | June 27, 2011 10:17 PM

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Once again..., thanks for my morning laugh!!!

silkysly | June 28, 2011 8:46 AM

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your answers and caffiene are what gets my morning going! .... thanks

lost | June 28, 2011 10:01 AM

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^^ Not me.

Cary McNeal | June 28, 2011 10:03 AM

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asshalf lmao i have a new nickname for someone tx lol

chrissie1101 | June 28, 2011 10:51 AM

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Thanks, y'all. I aim to please.

Cary McNeal | June 28, 2011 1:08 PM

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Awesome. Awesome, awesome, awesome. And this is why you're the Wise-ass.

Setari | June 28, 2011 1:44 PM

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Use a flushable wipe to clean the mess (aka your asswh*le of a bf) and flush it out of your life. :)

haha | June 29, 2011 2:24 AM

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Try spell check;)

A | June 30, 2011 6:53 PM

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Ask him how to spell asshole before you call him that in a written message.

Erin | July 5, 2011 11:59 AM

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Ah... This is why I love this website. Thank you Wise-Ass for making my night complete. They say you're doing something wrong if you don't laugh at least once a day.

Looking for a Nice Guy | July 6, 2011 11:47 PM

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