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So... 6 dates.... no smooch.... lots of texting and calls between dates, but no smooch.... WTH?

WTH and WTF indeed. Either you're dating the most conservative man in America or he's a really, really big fan of women taking the lead and pees sitting down.

It's probably one or the other.

Seriously, most men go on yellow on the first date and try taste your tongue. Most of us guys don't fully understand the concept of moderation. Think about it, guys are all about going for the gusto, and mostly for pridefilled reasons. The Trojan Horse comes to mind. It was the precursor the Magnum condom. I mean did you see how big that thing was?

Rimshot.

By most people's sixth date, the woman has had to swat the guys hands away from her ladybits at least eleven or twelve times. She's also had to ignore some not-so-subtle boob brushes and slipped hands. We're guys, hands slip. It's not our fault that your boobs are ALWAYS in the way!

I'm guessing dude is scared sh*tless of you and is waiting for the world's longest succession of green-lights (we're talking the length of the Great Wall of Texas). There's nothing wrong with that actually, except, most women will just chalk that dude up as a loss and move onto the next guy. The beginning of the relationship is where the man gets to be the man: aggressive and obnoxious as long as he's also charming and sweet. Five years in is where he's emasculated and waiting on the chick.

Drop that zero and get with a hero.

It was written.

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sounds like you're dating my ex ahahahah

Shanea

Uhhmmmmm if you want to kiss him why don't you just kiss him?

Kate

Lol,yeh,he's probably waiting for the same reason you are:-)

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when i first started dating my boyfriend he never took the initiative for the first kiss or anything so I had to. It was a bit fustrating to have to initiate everything but i did bring it up to him in a joking sorta way and he just said that he didnt want me to feel uncomfortable. So to me this sorta thing might just mean hes a nice guy :)

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when i first started dating my boyfriend he never took the initiative for the first kiss or anything so I had to. It was a bit fustrating to have to initiate everything but i did bring it up to him in a joking sorta way and he just said that he didnt want me to feel uncomfortable. So to me this sorta thing might just mean hes a nice guy :)

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"The Great Wall of Texas"! I thought I was going to bust a gut...

And I can't believe you fit in "drop that zero and get with this hero". When was the last time I heard *that* line?

If you weren't taken, you would definitely be my hero, Panama. ;Actually, you can be just for today, anyway. ;-)

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being extremely timid is the reason i dumped my last boyfriend. I didn't want to have to take the initiative all of the time! Once in a while, i don't want to have to do the work. Move on.

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Oh honey....are you sure you aren't dating a gay man? It's called the friend zone....and I think you passed those city limits about 3 dates ago.

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Maybe ask, "Hey, we've been having a lot of fun lately, and I'd like to kiss you." If he doesn't take that hint (garbage trucks are more subtle) than he's not into you that way. Pull a PJ and move on.

Divagirl

YES B...he might be a gay man who is "trying to live a straight life"....it doesn't work well. I had a similar scenario years ago, we hung out and dated almost dailly for months and rarely even a kiss..and NO tongue even. I thought I was just not sexually attractive..just fun to hang with. I even slept over and we cuddled but he never touched me sexually...and it made me feel bad about myself. Then, we broke up and I had another relationship with a horny dude who was all over me! :) so I figured I'm not Shrek..I CAN be attractive. Years later, I learned the original dude moved to San Fran and was living with his male lover.

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it took my boyfriend almost a year to kiss me. He's not conservative or a wimp or anything, he was just traumatized a few years back by a girl who wanted to kiss him but he didn't want to kiss her. Ever since I found out about that and we talked about I things have been great, in fact less then a month later we started having sex =] so if your guy is still young, like mine (he's a freshman) then something like that may have happened and he just hasn't gotten over it yet

prettylady

He's either gay or hasn't found he's gay, or an extreme wimp. Is it possible that these haven't been dates but rather friend outings that you thought were dates just cause he's male? Did he pay for your things? If not he could just be friends who wants to do friend things...

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Maybe they are not dates .. Maybe he just sees you as a friend???

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