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So after being with the same guy for 2 years and not getting a single gift for any holiday...I finally got one for Valentine's this year...a WONDERFILE! Plus he was half an hour late picking me up because he was hanging out with his friends. Should I be offended?

Yes.

No gifts in two years? Strike one.

Wonderfile? Strike two.

Late for a date (not ordinarily a deal-breaker but after the other two...)? Strike three.

Send him packing.

I had to look up the Wonderfile to see what it was. Jeeeeezus H. Christmas. Really? I'm thinking he stopped by Walgreen's for some deodorant, realized it was Valentine's Day when he saw all the candy and cards on the shelves, then saw the Wonderfile on the "As Seen On TV" aisle, between the Tiddy Bear and the Rejuvenique, spent about three seconds deciding if it was a good Valentine's gift, then snatched it up.

The real fatal blow here isn't the Wonderfile, but dating him two years without a single gift.

He's a punk. Dump him. You can do better.

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6 Comments

silkysly

Yeah…, what he said. That will be an easy “trade up” from Mr. Wonderfile.

Cary McNeal

And, btw, the Wonderfile is lame.

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So lame...., consider the source though.

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I really don't know how people put up with this shit for years at a time.

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you should not be offended .. you should be dumping his sorry- A**.. its not the gift itself ( even though the wonderfile is indeed lame ! ) but he is obvioulsy disrespectful to you and your feelings .. u can do better .. and there are better ..

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i think what makes me feel worse about the whole situation is the fact that i spend so much time and effort in 2 finding the right gifts for him. and after talking to him about this....he didnt understand what the problem was...time to lose him and focus on myself. it sucks but time to make my career number 1!

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