A metric f*ck-ton is in fact an actual measurement.
Here's a chart to simplify the mathematics:
100000 bunches = 1 metric f*ck ton
10000 loads = 1 metric f*ck ton
1000 boat loads = 1 metric f*ck ton
100 shit loads loads = 1 metric f*ck ton
50 ass loads loads = 1 metric f*ck ton
25 f*ck load loads = 1 metric f*ck ton
10 mega f*ck loads loads = 1 metric f*ck ton
hope that helps...
Thank you! Now I will feel quite informed and knowledgeable when I use that phrase on someone!
wow...I learn so many new things from this website...