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I let out a queef a few weeks ago in front of my boyfriend. I am mortified and can't stop thinking about it. But he hasn't said anything about it, even right after. Why??!

 Air. Pressure. Release. Sound. This is the stuff of aviation. And also the stuff of queefs. Why does it happen? Two reasons. Either because god is trying to mortify you or your body is trying to relieve itself of undue pressure.

Is it mortifying? Mmmhhh..... yes. BUT so is balls-smell, vag smell or the look of a freezing penis; so is an escaped fart during a giggle fest at your in-laws or a pee-squirt during a hearty sneeze. Like all of these, a queef, AKA vag-fart or Airgina (c), is simply the cost of doing business on earth as a human being. We can't always be sexy and prim. This is life, not a network sitcom. 

In other words, queefing sucks but if that's the horn that signals the end for you guys, then the road wasn't worth traveling. Besides, his lack of reaction could have been either his genuine lack of hearing it, his attributing the noise to something else (a garbage truck stopping short) or hopefully his belief that it was him farting. But, if it's not one of these and he chose to keep quiet- then good for him. Why put your vagina on the spot? What good could come out of making you blush bright purple. He did the right thing, in my opinion, and I wouldn't worry about him thinking you're now damaged goods. You're still you, as he is him even if he shits his boxers one day. 
 
Best case scenario, your relationship blossoms, and this crotch hiccup is nothing but a minor burp in your road. A burp he can lovingly tease you about one day. 

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so far this has happened only once with my BF and, I have to say, it was the funniest thing ever! I was so embarrassed, but it was so hilarious that I couldn't help but laugh! we both almost passed out from laughing so hard and it turned into a really fun memory :)

I still giggle to myself when I think about it now. Not to mention, the sex was really hot... ;)

mua226

My boyfriend tries to make it happen sometimes b/c he knows how much it makes me cringe. Just think of it this way, it's just a reaction to really good sex. At least thats when it usually happens for me!

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Having had a tonne of sex in comparison to most people my age (with fewer partners, mind you, but about 6x as much) I have become accustomed to queefing and I laugh it off every time. Sex is supposed to be fun, why turn it into a serious activity? No one is prim and proper in the "throws of passion". I don't even think of it is embarrassing as it's less like a fart and more like a burp if you push on someone's stomach. Your sexual partner is, in all likelihood, though there are other factors, the one pushing the air into your body, so if they are grossed out by it and put you on the spot for it, just tell them to stop being a jackass and grow up.

provgal

....definitely a sign of good messy sex. Be proud. :)

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I queef in front of my bf all the time! The first time was really embarrassing and he made this weird funny look...but now we just laugh. Its not that serious.

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If it actually bothered him he probably would have said something, otherwise if he hasn't said anything it either didn't bother him or he didn't hear it. I wouldn't sweat it - or lose any sleep over it.

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You must be young--at my age (47) an infinite number of queefs have passed. We (the husband and I) just laugh about it. In my experience it seems to happen more when we go at it doggy style than missionary or cowgirl.

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Oh god, laughed so hard at this response.

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queefing is a good sign tht he was doing his job n getting it done right.if he is mature and loves you he wnt laugh

i member me n my babe were doing it for the first time n i queefed.i roled over n wanted to die.!he held me n told me it was perfectly normal n to nt worry bout it cus he knws i cnt do anything about it.he also said it meant he was making love the right way.(: we do it almost everyday n it happens often bt ever since tht day i have no problem wit it.

if your embarrassed wit it then you need to find a different partner cus its nt embarrassing at all.....its nature so embrace it.!

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