This site is barely a month old and we're already at "red wings," huh? Let's do this.

First of all, it's not strange. When it comes to sex, "strange" is relative. To some people, doing it Amish-style is "strange." As far as I'm concerned, whatever two consenting adults do to one another in the bedroom is "normal." So long as no one doing anything they don't want to do, it's a beautiful thing to find that person who can figure out your erotic locker combination.

I have had sex with girlfriends during their "monthly miracle." Women certainly are hornier, and more orgasmic during the primal climax of the moon cycle. I'd like to add that having sex while her body is turning itself inside out is not a proper form of birth control -- it is possible to knock her up, although not likely. All this said, I am not a fan. Partly because I think all men are squeamish about blood. We're not the gender that gets a friendly reminder every thirty days or so that our bodies are full of life juice. I think the only instances men see their own blood is when they jump on a skateboard, launch themselves off a ramp, and eat concrete.

Sex is messy. Messy is good. But doing it during her period just triggers bad associations. I'm totally willing to accept that this is my inadequacy, since most women I know are totally fine with breaking out a towel, and crunching it out, horror movie-style.