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So this girl [friend of a friend] emailed me and wants to "get some coffee and catch up." Thing is, I don't really know her. She's seen my rock band once years ago, and I've helped her with college grants [my job], but that's it. Feels awkward.

Dude, score!!! If a girl emails you out of the blue and she's seen you play in a band, there is a more than 95% chance that you will get to have sex with her at some point. Those are mighty good odds. Most girls want to "catch up" with their girlfriends or really good, old-dude friends. If she barely knows you, good bet she is lonely and reaching out for a "safe" hookup. Much more legitimate than a Casual Encounters ad on Craigslist, wouldn't you say?

By all means, email her back and suggest you meet up over drinks (not coffee, we know where this is going why waste time?).

Although, if you already have a girlfriend or wife, avoid her like the plague--if she's very hot (which you didn't say), this she-devil will tempt you in ways that you may not able to resist.

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Michael Swaim

Correction: If a girl emails you, says she's seen you play in a band, and you helped her get money, your odds of having sex with here are like, 110%. There's a 10% chance she's already had sex with you while you were sleeping.

meiggs

You've earned your title! This definitely cracked me up! (It's also completely true)

Keesto

Unless you are in a bluegrass band?

Don't lie to us.

Cary McNeal

Exactly. Jump on that like white on rice. You've already wasted time just asking the question.

Megan

Ok, so guys really go for that? There's a guy I went to high school with who was once a total ass but now he's a fireman and really hot. Plus he's being nice to me on facebook. Should I just go and email him and express my interest in "catching up" and then get him hook line and sinker? I know he's single. Damn that'd be awesome. Never figured I could iniciate it like that...oh the power! The power!!!

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I say go for it, though he might still be an ass but just learned how to hide it.

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