Maybe he wants to know what you want for Christmas. Perhaps he's Santa Claus in disguise! Or, you know, he likes you, and isn't very subtle about letting you know. But don't discount my Santa Claus theory just yet.
Does he have a full white beard? Does his belly shake when he laughs in a manner that resembles a bowl full of jelly? How does he get to school? Car, bus, or sleigh pulled by miniature deers? And does one of the deers, let's call them "reindeers," guide the sleigh with his red, shiny nose? Call me crazy, but I think he might be Santa in disguise. The next time he asks you to sit on his lap, offer him a plate of milk and cookies. Santa can't resist the offer of delicious milk and cookies. If he's not Santa, and he still asks you to sit on his lap, say, "Ew. No. We're in class." If you like him, try to hang out with him outside of school. He should ask you to see a movie or something before you get into the whole lap sitting thing.
But, seriously...is red his favorite color? Does he see a chimney and immediately want to climb down it? Are his best friends elves? These are the questions you should be really be asking yourself right now.
Does he have a full white beard? Does his belly shake when he laughs in a manner that resembles a bowl full of jelly? How does he get to school? Car, bus, or sleigh pulled by miniature deers? And does one of the deers, let's call them "reindeers," guide the sleigh with his red, shiny nose? Call me crazy, but I think he might be Santa in disguise. The next time he asks you to sit on his lap, offer him a plate of milk and cookies. Santa can't resist the offer of delicious milk and cookies. If he's not Santa, and he still asks you to sit on his lap, say, "Ew. No. We're in class." If you like him, try to hang out with him outside of school. He should ask you to see a movie or something before you get into the whole lap sitting thing.
But, seriously...is red his favorite color? Does he see a chimney and immediately want to climb down it? Are his best friends elves? These are the questions you should be really be asking yourself right now.
Is there a difference between sitting "IN" his lap and sitting "ON" his lap?
Semantics, yes, but could be a great subject for us gals to over analyze....we LOVE that.
I think the difference is probably to sit ON his lap could probably mean more to just sit on his knee sort of thing. Whereas sit IN his lap probably means "sit on my junk"
Semantics, semantics...
Either way, that is a very creepy flirtation device. "Come, sit on my lap..." I would not find that offer enticing, whatsoever.
I would not sit in this lap